Notes on a Scandal

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Notes on a Scandal
Notes on a Scandal (2006)

IMDB rating: 7.70

Plot: Barbara Covett is a veteran and cynical schoolteacher who is close to retirement. She is barely tolerated by her less brilliant and acerbic colleagues who know nothing about her private life which consists mainly of taking care of Portia, her aging cat, and spending countless hours alone. The only means she has found to take the edge off her desperate loneliness is writing in her journal. When Sheba Hart, a younger, attractive woman, joins the faculty as an art teacher, Barbara watches her from afar and has nothing but caustic things to say in her diary about her clothing and her care-free manner. Despite her disdain for this woman, Barbara finds herself reaching out to her. Sheba responds by inviting her to dinner at her house to meet Sheba’s lecturer husband, who is twenty years her senior, and their two children, a sexy and rebellious 16-year-old daughter and a younger boy with Downs Syndrome. Instead of opening herself to these people, Barbara immediately sees them as competition to be beaten in the battle for Sheba’s attention. Later, when Barbara discovers her new friend in a classroom having sex with Steven, a 15-year-old from the school who has artistic talent; she realizes that knowledge of this secret gives her power over Sheba which she can use for her own purposes. Barbara promises to not tell anyone but insists that the affair must end immediately. Sheba says she will but finds herself drawn back to the boy again and again. Sheba seems uneasy with Barbara’s friendship and is appalled when she discovers the older woman might have a sexual interest in her. The tenuous relationship between the two women reaches a crisis point when Barbara’s cat is dying and she asks Sheba to go with her to the vet. She chooses to go with her family to see their son in a play instead. In revenge, Barbara sets in motion the scandal that will rock both their lives in ways they never imagined.

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Directors: Eyre Richard

Actors: Georgeson Tom,Maloney Michael,Parkes Shaun,Simpson Andrew,Davis Philip,Skinner Leon,Nighy Bill,Drama,

Movies with/about student-teacher relationships?
Preferably male teacher, female student. And I’ve already seen Notes on a Scandal. Thanks again!
I was wondering if any of you could suggest some good films that involve a secret relationship between a teacher and student. It doesn’t necessarily have to be the focus of the film, but an important element.
Thanks!


Devil in the Flesh (1998)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0143213/plot summary

Student Seduction (2003)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362761/plot summary

Matters of the Heart (1990)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100123/plot summary

Blue Car
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0290145/plot summary

Oleanna
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110722/plot summary

Juliet26 | Oct 10, 2009


Election. Reese Witherspoon has an affair with a teacher. It’s not the main point but it’s in there!
sweetie89x | Oct 10, 2009


LMFAO @ Moyshi…I was thinkin the same thing…lol
Tami J | Oct 10, 2009


I only know about To Die For, with nicole kidman and Joaquin Phoenix. But this movie is about Nicole kidman seducing young Joaquin. Also Casey Affleck (Ben affleck younger brother) plays in it.
Ashley | Oct 10, 2009

Cold Creek Manor

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Cold Creek Manor
Cold Creek Manor (2003)

IMDB rating: 4.80

Plot: Wanting to escape city life for the countryside, New Yorkers Cooper Tilson (Quaid), his wife Leah (Stone) and their two children move into a dilapidated old mansion still filled with the possessions of the previous family. Turning it into their dream house soon becomes a living nightmare when the previous owner (Dorff) shows up, and a series of terrifying incidents lead them on a spine-tingling search for clues to the estate’s dark and lurid past…

Directors: Figgis Mike

Actors: Quaid Dennis,Dorff Stephen,Wilson Ryan,Plummer Christopher,Reynolds Simon,Devine Aidan,Robson Wayne,Pettle Jordan,Paisley Ray,Thriller,Drama,

Ghost and Haunting movies?
What are some good movies about ghosts and hauntings.. anything like The Messengers, Cold Creek Manor, An American Haunting, etc would be great.
Whatever you do don’t visit that site Ryan has a link too… it is marked as a red site by McAfee SiteAdvisor.


Some are newer, some older. How about….

The Sixth Sense
The Ring
The Others
The Changeling (the 1980 one)
Gothika
What Lies Beneath
The Shining
The Orphanage (if you don’t mind subtitles)
The Entity
House
Poltergeist

Here’s a couple of more "lighthearted" ones. (I mean the creep factor is less)

The Haunting
Thirteen Ghosts
House on Haunted Hill
Dead Silence

Deej | Jun 16, 2009


The Ring
old movie – not the new one – The Changeling (George C. Scott is in it)
Ammie Come Home (old)
Let’s Scare Jessica To Death
I liked Gothika
Dragonfly
What Lies Beneath
I still like The Sixth Sense
Leona W | Jun 16, 2009


the hunting of molly heartly
Nightmare94 | Jun 16, 2009


"Poltergeist" 1,2
"The Dark"
"Mirrors"
"Rose Red"
"The Others"
"Entity"
"Gothika"
"The Amityville"
"13 Ghosts"
"6th Sense"
"Below"
"The Eye"
"Fallen"
Ana D | Jun 17, 2009

Palindromes

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Palindromes
Palindromes (2004)

IMDB rating: 6.90

Plot: A fable of innocence: thirteen-year-old Aviva Victor wants to be a ‘mom’. She does all she can to make this happen, and comes very close to succeeding, but in the end her plan is thwarted by her sensible parents. So she runs away, still determined to get pregnant one way or another, but instead finds herself lost in another world, a less sensible one, perhaps, but one pregnant itself with all sorts of strange possibility. She takes a road trip from the suburbs of New Jersey, through Ohio to the plains of Kansas and back. Like so many trips, this one is round-trip, and it’s hard to say in the end if she can ever be quite the same again, or if she can ever be anything but the same again.

Palindromes here and download version for iPhone

Directors: Solondz Todd

Actors: Faber Matthew,Buell Bill,Masur Richard,Stone Danton,Agri Robert,Singer Stephen,Adly Guirgis Stephen,Adly Guirgis Stephen,Drama,Adventure,Comedy,

Number of n-bit strings that are palindromes?
For strings containing 0’s and 1’s, how many bit strings of n length are palindromes?


A palindrome is uniquely determined by the first part of the string. For even n, the first part is the first half. For odd n the first part is the first (n-1)/2 digits plus the middle digit.

Thus, we have the number of palindromes for n digits is 2^(n/2) for even n and 2* 2^[(n-1)/2]= 2^[(n-1)/2 + 1] = 2^[(n+1)/2] for odd n.

Devin | Dec 10, 2009


The answers have something to do with (approximately) n/2. When n is even, n/2 is exact. When n is odd, we have to do a little fiddling.

When n is even, divide the string of bits into two pieces of equal length. The number of different combinations of 1s and 0s in the left half of the string is

(2^(n/2))

The right half of the n-bit string in each case can be the reverse of the left, and you have a palindromic string.
garypopkin | Dec 10, 2009


for n even =2k, every bit string of length k producves a palindrome when written and then reflected, and every palindrome is of this form, so there are 2^k n-bit palindromes
for n odd = 2k+1, every bit string of length k produces 2 palindromes since the center bit can be 0 or 1, and every length n palindrome is of this form so there are 2^(k+1) n-bit palindromes.
holdm | Dec 10, 2009


you actually have n palendromes, because you have 2 choices (0 or 1) for half of the digits
Steve147 | Dec 10, 2009

Miss Congeniality

Posted in: Uncategorized by waynepetersen1951 on December 30, 2009

Miss Congeniality
Miss Congeniality (2000)

IMDB rating: 6.20

Plot: When a serial killer indicates that his next target is the Miss United States beauty pageant, the F.B.I. decides that they must get an undercover agent as a participant in the contest. A search uncovers no suitable candidate other than a bumbling female agent (Sandra Bullock). Reluctantly, her captain (Ernie Hudson) agrees to let her join the team working the case. The team is led by a womanizing agent (Ben Bratt) who has an apparent reluctant attraction to Bullock’s character. She enters as Miss New Jersey, replacing a contestant who was discovered to have acted in a porno film. The pageant managers (Candice Bergen, William Shatner) are immediately aghast about the agent appearing in the pageant, but arrange a top handler (Michael Caine) to come give her a quick makeover, with the expected outstanding results. Unfortunately, she still is bumbling. When the killer is suddenly caught, everything seems to be over, except the female agent tries to convince her boss that something is still not right. She has discovered that the pageant managers are being dismissed after 21 years for younger people, and Bergen’s character may not be as solid as she seems on the surface.

Directors: Petrie Donald

Actors: Shatner William,Bratt Benjamin,Caine Michael,Hudson Ernie,DiResta John,Monroe Steve,Thomas Ken,Folse Gabriel,Comedy,Romance,Thriller,

What should my Miss Congeniality costume look like for Halloween?
What should I wear, where should I get it etc.
THANKS!


I say a unicolor mini with pumps, a sash, a little tiara, and perhaps some fake flowers.

Court | Oct 22, 2009

Hollywood Homicide

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Hollywood Homicide
Hollywood Homicide (2003)

IMDB rating: 5.20

Plot: When not solving murders in Tinseltown, Detective Joe Gavilan and his rookie partner Kasey Calden both moonlight in other fields: Gavilan sells real estate (poorly), and Calden aspires to become an actor (Brando, namely). Assigned to the vicious in-club slaying of a promising young rap act, the two detective delve into the recording industry where they hope to find answers – ideally ones that also come with property buyers or auditions.

Directors: Shelton Ron

Actors: Phillips Lou Diamond,David Keith,Greenwood Bruce,Ford Harrison,Washington Isaiah,Hartnett Josh,P Master,Todoroff Tom,MacDonald James,Kurupt,Benjamin Andre,Thriller,Comedy,Crime,Action,

If I were a Homicide Detective and you were an Author of Horror?
Would you really expect me to look at tractor trailer loads of Unsolved murder and not come knocking on your door? Would you be a suspect?
You can bet that twisted mind of yours! I will look long and hard your direction.
Other people think you wackos are entertaining and your work is mere fiction. I know better. I know that perversion begets perversion…I will come after you
. I will come after your perverted editors, publishers and I will come after your Hollywood producers.
I will bring those unsolved crimes to their logical conclusion…are you ready for my investigation?


wow, you’re a nut. just keep fighting, someday you take those goddamn authors down.

yellowbird555 | Aug 18, 2009

Almost Heroes

Posted in: Uncategorized by waynepetersen1951 on December 29, 2009

Almost Heroes
Almost Heroes (1998)

IMDB rating: 4.90

Plot: Explorers Bartholemew Hunt and Leslie Edwards are setting forth against nature across the country on a journey to the Pacific Ocean against rivals Lewis and Clark. Along the way they have many mishaps and misfortunes.

Directors: Guest Christopher

Actors: Farley Chris,Perry Matthew,Woodbine Bokeem,Del Sherman Barry,Tittor Robert,Cover Franklin,Packer David,Levy Eugene,Clemenson Christian,Porter Steven M.,Cranshaw Patrick,Camp Hamilton,Joss Jonathan,Aguilar George,Adventure,Comedy,Western,

A good book/documentary/movie for parents about daily life for a modern teen?
My dad isn’t trying to understand how I’m feeling right now. I’m confused about almost everything. I’m going through rough times in school because of all the changes I’m experiencing. He won’t even try to understand how there’s a social ladder in school and many cliques. I got him the book Queen Bees and Wannabes but he won’t read it! He says he’s too busy but it’s been half a year already and he only read the introduction (I made him read it). He watches Heroes on T.V so much and I’d appreciate it if he spent at least ten minutes of watching time reading the book. I read all the books he wanted me to read because he said, "If you read this I’ll read the book." I believed him and read them all! But he still won’t read it! I try to explain to him how I feel as a teenager but he won’t even try to understand! All he does is find some excuse.

I watched this short documentary in class that was on abc about bullying and social stuff. It had live footage of bullies and interviews with victims and people who used to be bullies. It was really good. What is it called and can I get it anywhere? I really need something to get my dad to understand. Please!

Black Hole, The

Posted in: Uncategorized by waynepetersen1951 on December 28, 2009

Black Hole, The
Black Hole, The (2006)

IMDB rating: 3.10

Plot: It’s 2 A.M. in St. Louis when a routine scientific experiment goes terribly wrong and an explosion shakes the city. A scientific team investigates, clashing with an intergalactic, voltage-devouring creature that vaporizes them. By 7 A.M. a chain of earthquakes is tearing the city apart while a massive swirling black hole is consuming the remains. The alien is devouring every source of electricity it finds and destroying every human who blocks its way. Mass chaos rules as St. Louis is being evacuated. Only a few people, scientist Eric Bryce, his assistant Shannon, and General Ryker comprehend the mortal danger. By midnight, the Pentagon initiates a nuclear attack against the black hole. Bryce has only one hour to find a solution to obliterate the alien and the colossal black hole before mankind is annihilated.

Directors: Takacs Tibor

Actors: Nelson Judd,Selby David,Giardina Robert,Mayer Peter,Anthony James,Beyer Kevin,Buran Dan,Snay Tim,Rice Adrian,Carr Greg,Drama,Sci-Fi,Thriller,

Am I right to say black holes are infinitely-dimensional?
Also, my ideas may be slightly off. Keep in mind that I have not yet taken Physics or Chemistry yet. Those are classes meant for Sr.s in my school, but I think I’m more than ready for them. Do you think so too?
Okay, first, let me point out how old I am and ,y grade level. I am only 18 years old, and am a High School Sophomore. I point this out because for some stupid reason, people see my age-grade ratio and say I’m stupid because I ought to be a Senior now.

Now, to my question. As we know, we live within a standard of three dimensions; Up, down, left, right, back, and forth. But, there are dimensions beyond our reach, such as time. We can move about the three we are exist in, and I believe space is the first dimension or the fifth. (I put my money on the first dimension) I know time is known as the fourth dimension. And that is why we cannot time travel- because you’d have to change both time and space, which is impossible with our current knowledge and technology. But it’s well known fact that a black hole defies the three demotions we live within, along with the dimension on time because it’s gravity is so intense it slows time near it’s event horizon. I’ve also heard theories that the gravity is infinite and tears a hole in the fabric of reality, better known as the space-time continuum. Now, given that that last theory is true, wouldn’t that mean that a black hole defies an infinite number of dimensions?
A theory that lead me to that stated that "If you were sucked into a black hole, and somehow managed to survive, it would serve as a wormhole that empties out billions upon trillions, if not further, of years into the future, after this known universe has ended an another has been created from the debris of this one’s." Obviously this remains more of a Hypothesis because there’s no way to test it. Yet.another theory sates that there are an infinite number of universes and an infinite number of dimensions that are all parallel to that of our own.

Now, given all of that, I believe that if a black hole really does tear a hole into reality, then it can be thought of as a wormhole to ALL the other dimensions and universes parallel to ours, thus making it an infinitely-dimensional object.
And why not, Lisa?


I certainly Do not
Lisa | Nov 21, 2009


Well… how do you tear through something that is not tangible?

Also, how do you not know that the space we live in is not infinitely dimensional? Some physicists toy with the idea that there are many other dimensions (if not infinite) right under our nose, but for some reason we cannot experience them.

Who really knows? Maybe you can take Stephan Hawking up on that one…
Kyle | Nov 21, 2009


nope… just 4 dimensional… thats all

that blurb you quoted is complete and utter Sci-fi

A Hypothesis is a conjecture or proposition which CAN be tested…. you have no no hypothesis here.

There is no theory that states that there are an infinite number of universes…

Black holes dont tear reality

Wormholes are not in anyway related to the phenomenon of black holes.

There are no other dimensions or universes
Fluke | Nov 21, 2009


First of all, let me say that I’m impressed with your premise and that you’re certainly not stupid for asking about it or because of the age-grade ratio you mentioned. People can write books to answer your remarks (and they have) but I’ll do my best to simplify everything for you.

While we don’t know what happens exactly at the center of a black hole (at least not until we develop a theory of quantum gravity), it has been proven that gravitational collapses of large enough masses ALWAYS form singularities, where all the black hole’s mass is confined to an infinitesimally small point resulting in enormous density. For the black hole to serve as a gateway to some other location (i.e. act as a wormhole), any material that entered a black hole would have to somehow do so without "touching" the singularity, or else it would be trapped indefinitely. Consider a cylindrical tunnel that gets very tiny and scrunched at its middle, but leaves enough room for a very tiny skateboarder to skate through the tunnel by riding its wall without "touching" the singularity at the middle of the tunnel. If the skater manages to get through the tunnel by sticking to the sides of the tunnel and not "touching" the singularity, he won’t get stuck and will be able to get to a new location, much like a wormhole would do for us. Unfortunately, any attempt at sending matter or energy into a black hole "tunnel" would cause it to collapse into the singularity. You see, the gravitational pull of the singularity is just too great for a non-rotating black hole and as much as the skater much try to stick to the wall and ride, the singularity will pull him in and he’d be stuck in the tunnel’s center forever.

But, you might be thinking to yourself, why did I say "non-rotating black hole"? Well, that’s the exception to the rule, and one that probably interests you more. Have you ever placed an ice cube inside a cup and then turned the cup upside-down while spinning it? If you do and you’re spinning the cup fast enough, the ice will stay inside the cup despite the effect of gravity pulling it to the ground. That’s because the coefficient of friction in the cup is sufficiently high enough to cause the force of friction to equal or surpass the force of gravity. Similarly, theorists have calculated that it is possible for an object entering a rotating black hole to experience a "friction" that prevents them from succumbing to the gravitational force of the singularity. But what kind of material could have a coefficient of friction high enough to combat the gravitational force of the singularity? It turns out (after solving for non-vacuum solutions to Einstein’s field equations) that the material needed to line the wormhole to produce that kind of friction would have to have negative energy density (?c^2 < 0)!!!!! All those exclamation points should be an indicator to you that such a material doesn’t exist (at least, not yet), so we’re still stuck at the singularity, even for rotating black holes.

Without this exotic material, no worm holes can exist, naturally or man-made by a future civilization. But just to tickle your fancy, let’s assume such a material did exist. Well, then a person would enter a super space craft and enter a worm hole, only to exit the "tunnel" at another space-time of the universe. You could imagine someone spending a month (their proper time) traveling through survivable tidal forces (just like the ice, you’d still have a force of gravity acting on you, though not a sufficient one compared to the friction), only to emerge in some other galaxy light years away from Earth. Could we take a detour on the "tunnel" and emerge in another dimension? Sadly no. One thing is to have a black hole, a tear in 4-dimensional space-time where nothing exits a singularity, and another is to have a worm hole that bridges two regions of the universe. They are NOT one in the same as you stated in your final sentence. Black holes can be created from stellar evolution and gravitational collapse, but for the black holes to "become" worm holes, you would need 2 black holes in different regions of the universe to have singularities that somehow "connected" in such a way that their singularities became one (i.e. the middle of the tunnel) but that the space-time fabric that collapsed at the singularities unshrunk (so as to create the walls of the tunnel). Think of it this way: if I have 2 cones that represent black holes, with their points being the singularities, I can easily put the cones side by side and connect their points, but there’s no way for the sides of the cones to stretch out and form a cylinder out of those two cones because the singularity points are simply too strong and won’t let space-time un-collapse to form the cylinder. In other words, the only way to have a worm hole would be to already have a cylinder of space-time exist, lined with the exotic material I mentioned. Either way, both black holes and worm holes in my analogy a
madsk1llz89 | Nov 21, 2009

Dangerous Beauty

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Dangerous Beauty
Dangerous Beauty (1998)

IMDB rating: 7.00

Plot: In 16th century Venice, courtesans enjoy unique privileges: dressed richly in red, they read, compose poetry and music, and discuss affairs of state with the men who govern the Republic. When Veronica Franco comes of age, she cannot marry Marco Venier, whom she loves, because she is well born but penniless. Her choice: cloister or courtesan. She steels her heart, and with beauty and intelligence becomes the best. She’s a heroine when she helps convince France to aid Venice in war with Turkey, but when plague descends, the Church charges her with witchcraft. At her inquisition, she must match wits with an old rival, speak for all women, and call courage from Venier.

Directors: Herskovitz Marshall

Actors: Sewell Rufus,Platt Oliver,Ward Fred,Krabbe Jeroen,Lapaine Daniel,Weber Jake,Dutton Simon,Russell Grant,Biography,Drama,Romance,

second attempt to purr…i mean post?
A contact/friend of mine on another site was brave enough to ask that dangerous question.."how old are the ladies here" with the following poem . what follows that is a poetic back and forth duel between said poet (Uncle Dunky) and myself. a classic kitty/dog fight completely off-the-cuff and un-planned.

D
I sing authentic rhythms to your avatar of choice
Unnatural yet genuine, I don’t know my own voice
Unrehearsed improvisation spoken from a stage
My practiced lines left useless, dear, until I know your age
If you’re a sweet spring blossom then such youth adds a dimension
I’ll speak from wisdom’s seat with just a dash of condescension
An aged oak with far-slung branches leads me to conversing
In quiet humble tones that lack my customary cursing
If gods have heard my prayers, and we, contemporary, are
Then bouquets of flirtation flower from my repertoire
I know the parts – respectful, suitor, father-figure sage
But I can’t act on any if you won’t tell me your age!
Perhaps that is the secret to the friendship we have grown
No carefully chosen character, the voice is mine alone
And as I’ve gained this voice my choice of words have gotten bolder
That’s very wise of you, and Ha! – That must mean that you’re older.

S
and here I gave my age without a pause
a cougar or a kitten with sharp claws
I think you have committed a faxpause
you broke the biggest daddy of all laws!

D
That law, I think it needed to be tested,
And me, too old to ever get arrested
Perhaps I simply wanted to be bitten
Such fun to be pounced on by every kitten

S
kittens pounce with claws extended
your skin may end up over-vented
cougars hide ‘neath kitten eyes
i fear you’ll meet with swift demise!

D
You bat me round like ball of string
Unraveled by your kitten scorn
And scratched for such a little thing?
To dare to ask when you were born
A cat-nip question, that I’ve found
I’m glad this site comes not with sound!

S
i chuckle at your innuendo
imply my date of birth – concern
don’t play it off like no comprendo
for catty-claws are sharp! you’ll learn
a woman’s beauty is not judged
by stated age – however fudged

D
Oh Sinfull, would you please re-sheath your claws
How many scratches must a man endure?
You liked the poem, the clappies mean applause
Oh Sinfull, would you please re-sheath your claws
Your bitty scratches covered up in gauze
I would not want you seen as immature
Oh Sinfull, would you please re-sheath your claws
How many scratches must a man endure?

S
Rest-assured dear dunky I’m de-clawed
that doesn’t mean you haven’t met your match
although your ballsy question leaves me awed
Rest-assured dear dunky I’m de-clawed
you must have feared they’d soon get razor-sawed
and I inflicted ought but kitten scratch
Rest-assured dear dunky I’m de-clawed
that doesn’t mean you haven’t met your match

D
Hard to believe those dainty nails you’d shear
Those pretty polished claws upon your hand
In truth it is your bite that I most fear
Your jawing bite of wit can be severe
Compared to nails, a gentler reprimand
Hard to believe those dainty nails you’d shear
Your hands as gentle as a gondolier
Who slowly poles her boat away from land
In truth it is your bite that I most fear
Barbed bites come fast and quick like auctioneer
While nails I kind of like and can withstand
Hard to believe those dainty nails you’d shear
Your words reloaded from your bandolier
Leave bite mark bullet holes mouthed on command
In truth it is your bite that I most fear
Rebuked by villanelle for all to hear
Give up? I think your friends would understand
Hard to believe those dainty nails you’d shear
In truth it is your bite that I most fear

S
how like a man to fall for fluffy fur
like cute and cudley kittens don’t have claws
you’re right to fear the bite beneath the purr
my wit is sharp, it’s sting you will endure
my words will slice like talons on my paws
how like a man to fall for fluffy fur
your bark a boast, and you a mangy curr
forgetting I can shred you with these jaws
you’re right to fear the bite beneath the purr
with cat-like grace I stalk, my footing sure
these kitten’s dainty nails become sharp saws
how like a man to fall for fluffy fur
and like a man, the cat box you must stir
I perforate your flesh with justly cause
you’re right to fear the bite beneath the purr
so face your fate or flee if you prefer
(and we will all forgive your grave fauxpaus)
how like a man to fall for fluffy fur
you’re right to fear the bite beneath the purr
D
This mangey cur went sniffing round the site
His tail a-wagging, friendly little mutt
Much more inclined to lick then give a bite
‘Till he encountered cat with bristling strut
The hero of this tale (the dog) did trot
Unwary of the claws behind her toes
In friendly fashion, sniffed hello, then SWAT
She sunk her claws into his tender nose
Then wolf-genes sprang to fore to set things right
His nose in pain for curiousity
The kitten ran from his ferocious bite
In barking rhyme he chased her up a tree
Stuck in a tree, she sits with kitten frown
‘Till firemen show up to get her down
S
I fear your friendly firemen found no cat
although they shook each leafy branch they searched
the clever kitty climbed away and sat
upon the doggy house is where she perched
while fido hung his hound head just below
and settled in the sun to snatch a snooze
his wagging tale was waving to and fro
while kitty purred and plotted her next moves
now poised to pounce
no padded paws
extended tips of razor claws
fearsome fangs and flattened ears
edge of rooftop quickly nears
she leaps!
a hissing kitty hawk
and smacks into an unseen rock
a wittle woozy kitten fails
to conquer mighty mongrel tails
D
what’s this found wriggling in my water bowl
a kitten cat sad sorry soaking wet
the same one I had chased up yonder pole
I think she lives in distant villanette
might be a kitten or a full grown cat
so hard to tell when waterlogged and soaked
I shall not ask a question such as that
I would not want the cat to be provoked
a subtle sniff
a whimper whine
a doggy smile that hopes you’re fine
little lick to dry your fur
friendship from this mangey cur
she purrs!
I give a happy yap
she settles down to take a nap
each needed found a furry friend
this comment war is at an end


I think that this is somewhat purr-verse…dogs drool, cats rule, claws rip, dogs drip, MEOWSA that was awesome- you know how to make ‘em take back their words, don’t you? Now who is top dog? THE WIDDLE KITTY she is so witty- and at any age will stay "MOST PRETTY’ even those who never see her will kill to either possess or BE her… I think I’ll go work on a villanelle. SINspiration has commenced.

Thanks, I needed to see that personal interplay shared with the gawkers and gougers of all things cat and/or cougar! I’m rather inclined to shift into feline, and when I hear a caterwaul, I throw my own Jellicle Ball!
Hey! I bet you have MOONLIT EYES!

lovechild | Dec 23, 2009


Very cute, and fun..
I need to go back to that place and play it is a nice playground, just very confusing.

13th Warrior, The

Posted in: Uncategorized by waynepetersen1951 on December 26, 2009

13th Warrior, The
13th Warrior, The (1999)

IMDB rating: 6.20

Plot: In AD 922, an important emissary who is banished from his homeland. The nomadic outcast comes across a band of Norse warriors who coerce him into joining them when they are summoned to fight mysterious creatures legendary for consuming every living thing in their path. Eventually surrounded by the frightening and ferocious foe, Ibn must conquer his personal fears and help battle the illusive invaders—who emerge out of the shroud of fog in the black of the night.

Directors: McTiernan John, Crichton Michael

Actors: Banderas Antonio,Venora Diane,Dennis Storhoi,Sharif Omar,Kulich Vladimir,Southern Daniel,Maffin Neil,DeSantis John,Russell Clive,Hausserman Mischa,Sveinall Oliver,Riis Asbjorn ‘Bear’,Bremmer Richard,Curran Tony,Woodington Albie,Avari Erick,Action,Adventure,Fantasy,

Is my Xena FanFic any good?
i was just wondering if u thought i was any good…so thank you if u actually read it!
Its not too long, umm, its a Xena/Gabrielle femslash, NOT a one-shot. Obviously set before joxer dies :(
there is a 13th chapter coming and its a tad more…explicit :)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5240147/1/My _Warrior_My_Bard
I only said "kick ass" twice. Those two times, Out of thirteen chapters…if you only read the 1st chapter, then…oh nevermind
thanks for answering


I could only read the opening section, but it opens for your next chapter well.

However, try to cut back on the duplication of words "kick a**" or move them further apart.

Remember, you are using a cliche; if you can find a different way of expressing this, then you will maintain your unique style. t

Tori ddddd | Jul 24, 2009

Baby Mama

Posted in: Uncategorized by waynepetersen1951 on December 21, 2009

Baby Mama
Baby Mama (2008)

IMDB rating: 6.30

Plot: Successful and single businesswoman Kate Holbrook has long put her career ahead of a personal life. Now 37, she’s finally determined to have a kid on her own. But her plan is thrown a curve ball after she discovers she has only a million-to-one chance of getting pregnant. Undaunted, the driven Kate allows South Philly working girl Angie Ostrowiski to become her unlikely surrogate. Simple enough … After learning from the steely head of their surrogacy center that Angie is pregnant, Kate goes into precision nesting mode: reading childcare books, baby-proofing the apartment and researching top pre-schools. But the executive’s well-organized strategy is turned upside down when her Baby Mama shows up at her doorstep with no place to live. An unstoppable force meets an immovable object as structured Kate tries to turn vibrant Angie into the perfect expectant mom. In a battle of wills, they will struggle their way through preparation for the baby’s arrival. And in the middle of this tug-of-war, they’ll discover two kinds of family: the one you’re born to and the one you make.

Directors: McCullers Michael

Actors: Kinnear Greg,Shepard Dax,Malco Romany,Martin Steve,Mailer Stephen,Rebhorn James,O’Hare Denis,Collins Kevin,Forte Will,Armisen Fred,Comedy,

Which lyrics do you find more meaningful?
I’m telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain’t seen nothing (Uh)

I’m telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain’t seen nothing (Uh)

Typical
Hardly the type I fall for
I like when the physical
Don’t leave me asking for more
I’m a sexy mama (mama)
Who knows just how to get what I wanna (wanna)
What I want to do is spring this on you (on you)
Back up all of the things that I told you (told you)

You’ve been saying all the right things all night long
But I can’t seem to get you over here to help take this off
Baby, can’t you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat)
I’m about to blow
I don’t think you know

I’m telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain’t seen nothing (Uh)

I’m telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain’t seen nothing (Uh)

You say you’re a big boy
But I can’t agree
‘Cause the love you said you had
Ain’t been put on me
I wonder (wonder)
If I’m just too much for you
Wonder (wonder)
If my kiss don’t make you just
Wonder (wonder)
What I got next for you
What you want to do? (do)

Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours
I can see, just like most guys that your game don’t please
Baby, can’t you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat)
I’m about to blow
I don’t think you know

I’m telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain’t seen nothing (Uh)

I’m telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain’t seen nothing (Uh)

Come on baby, loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Baby, won’t you loosen up my buttons babe?
Loosen up my buttons babe

Come on baby, loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Baby, won’t you loosen up my buttons babe?
Loosen up my buttons babe

I’m telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain’t seen nothing (Uh)

I’m telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain’t seen nothing (Uh)
(Ah-ah-ah)
I’m telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain’t seen nothing (Uh)

I’m telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain’t seen nothing (Uh)

OR

Infinite dreams I can’t deny them
Infinity is hard to comprehend
I couldn’t hear those screams
Even in my wildest dreams

Suffocation waking in a sweat
Scared to fall asleep again
Incase the dream begins again
Someone chasing and cannot move
Standing rigid a nightmare’s statue
What a dream when will it end
And will I transcend?

Restless sleep the minds in turmoil
One nightmare ends another fertile
It’s getting to me so scared to sleep
But scared to wake now, in too deep

Even though its reached new heights
I rather like the restless nights
It makes me wonder it makes me think
There’s more to this I’m on the brink
It’s not the fear of what’s beyond
It’s just that I might not respond
I have an interest almost craving
But would I like to get too far in?

It can’t be all coincidence
Too many things are evident
You tell me you’re an unbeliever
Spiritualist? Well me I’m neither
But wouldn’t you like to know
The truth
Of what’s out there to have the proof
And find out just which side
You’re on
Where would you end in Heaven or
In Hell?

Help me. Help me to find my true
Self without seeing the future
Save me, save me from torturing
Myself even within my dreams

There’s got to be just more to it
Than this
Or tell me why do we exist
I’d like to think that when I die
I’d get a chance another time
And to return and live again
Reincarnate, play the game
Again and again and again


Pussycat dolls songs have no depth they just sell because they look good. So the second one of course.

Destiny Reborn | Dec 09, 2009


the second one
Skankfacee | Dec 09, 2009


2nd 1 ;)
||samsta|| | Dec 09, 2009


uhm..for me,the 4th stanza.:)
Elina | Dec 09, 2009


The second 1.
Eza | Dec 09, 2009

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