Posts Tagged ‘Comedy’

Ocean’s Twelve

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

Ocean's Twelve
Ocean’s Twelve (2004)

IMDB rating: 6.00

Plot: Set three years after “Ocean’s 11,” this sequel shows us Danny Ocean gathering up his complete gang of con artists and thieves from the first film in New York City before they all jet off to Amsterdam, Rome, and Paris to pull off three seperate heists. All the while, the boys must deal with increasing pressure from a very mad Terry Benedict, a dedicated Europol agent with a link to Rusty’s past, and a mysterious French rival known as the “Night Fox.” Will Ocean’s crew reach their full potential and become the greatest thieves the world has ever known, or will they fall victim to Benedict’s revenge? All bets are off.

Directors: Soderbergh Steven

Actors: Clooney George,Pitt Brad,Damon Matt,Garcia Andy,Affleck Casey,Caan Scott,Mac Bernie,Cassel Vincent,Kross Ed,Tiffany Don,Sontag David,Sontag Larry,Peltz Nelson,Comedy,Crime,Thriller,

Is any of this overwritten? unclear? boring infodumping?
From the first page of my novel, which I should really stop fussing over so I can move on and write the rest of it:

Jason Larkin sat on the porch of the house in the cliff. His feet dangled into the empty wind that sang across the bluffs. Far below them, a brown pelican settled onto the old boathouse with ungainly grace. Jason looked out over the beach to the tossed waves, spotting seals.
It was his great-uncle

Tapioca

Saturday, March 20th, 2010

Tapioca
Tapioca (2008)

IMDB rating: 0.00

Plot: When hard-drinking and embittered stand-up comedian Pipes (Mike Houlihan) vents his frustration at street-dweller Nuts (Ben Vereen), Nuts curses him to walk a mile or more in his vagrant and mentally unbalanced shoes. Soon, Pipes finds himself among the outcasts of society. Struggling to keep himself fed and his sanity intact, he ends up learning a thing or two in the process. Tim Kazurinski and Greg Hollimon co-star in this quirky comedy.

Directors: Houlihan Paddy

Actors: Houlihan Mike,Vereen Ben,Houlihan Paddy,Crago Jim,Abustan Jason,Bax Noel,Boehler Bill,Mark Borchardt,Carrane Jim,Fleming Steven,Hollimon Greg,Hott E.J.,Houlihan William,Houston Gary,Kazurinsky Tim,Comedy,

Help am I in trouble?! It was only a joke!?
So I was watching the sprouts go on their little adventure and then I noticed on our home video set that Kimmy and Dill were not in the good memory video so… I put them in a box and threw it into the ocean. Chaz is thretening to sue me and Stu wants me to go get fitted in a strap jacket… These youngins these days just can’t appreciate important deeds. I’m hoping this is a just a little game so I can freeload off my son because the people at the retirment home have a fetish for checkers and tapioca. I set up a lawn chair outside Stu’s house and now watch his family continue to progress until he forgives me… but will he forgive me? I noticed Chaz is sharpening an axe and has a coffin on his lawn that says "lou" so… WHAT IN TARNATION DO I DO?!


Find Reptar and make him eat them. Mwahahahaha!

| Feb 27, 2010


~RUN~LOU~RUN~
Great White | Feb 27, 2010


Gasoline is flammable
Grandpa Jones | Feb 27, 2010


Aww…. I miss Rugrats!

Grandpa Lou! You’re awesome!
smartypants22 | Feb 27, 2010


since when could Lou Pickles go on the internet,
let alone Y!A. :)

tell Stu to go on the house to fix that robotic bird,
then he’ll fall and will start acting like a baby, so
he couldn’t do anything to you.
i got BUSTED by Dr. Phil

Commitments, The

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

Commitments, The
Commitments, The (1991)

IMDB rating: 7.30

Plot: Jimmy Rabbitte, che vive di piccoli espedienti in un quartiere proletario di Dublino, si e’ messo in testa di organizzare una band musicale per rinverdire i fasti del rythm&blues e del soul. Grazie ad un annuncio sul giornale, Rabbitte comincia a selezionare giovani dal lavoro precario ma pieni di talento: Dean, Fay, Outspan, l’occhialuto Steven , Clifford, Deco, il ciccione senza buone maniere ma con una grande voce, Billy il batterista e Joey “The lips”, un bizzarro e maturo anziano suonatore di tromba che si vanta di aver suonato con famosi soul-singers. Aggrega anche Natalie, Imelda e Bernie, tre grintose ragazze, ottime coriste e molto sexy. Procuratisi a credito la strumentazione, cominciano le prove, massacranti, che impegnano tutti. Si inizia a suonare in pubblico, in capannoni e feste sociali: il gruppo sembra pervaso dal fuoco della musica e dell’ambizione. La band, pur se dilettantesca e provinciale, sembra lanciata verso il vertice e finisce invece nel fallimento: dissapori, piccole gelosie e contrasti umani ed artistici, sfaldano il gruppo. Il sogno di Jimmy evapora nel nulla e quel grande patrimonio di energia e bravura che poteva fruttare quattrini e successo siPL: disperde nel nulla.

Download Commitments, The

Directors: Parker Alan

Actors: Arkins Robert,Aherne Michael,Finnegan Dave,Gormley Felim,Hansard Glen,Massey Dick,Murphy Johnny,McCluskey Ken,Strong Andrew,Meaney Colm,Comedy,Drama,Music,

What about adding a second dog?
I like the idea of a second dog. However, Im thinking that Im not sure as I would like to get a foster dog to start with, I like the idea of ‘trying out’ having a second dog without the longer term commitment but more so the fact that I ave the time to spend with a new dog, socialising etc and hopefully helping them get their ’special’ home that without a foster home they may not get. Have you done this before? How was it? Would you do it again? What do you think of this?


We had a foster pom (and we have a pom of our own). It it good to have another dog around so that your dog always has someone to play with. I would suggest, if possible, fostering a dog with like energy and similar size as the dog you have. The worst thing is letting the other dog go and not having any say in the people who adopt the dog.
Erika *mom to one fabulous pom* | Feb 05, 2010


I would get another dog because it would keep your other dog company whe no one is in the house and you would give a dog from the pound a new and better life instead of living in a cage. you could change a dogs life.
J MAN | Feb 05, 2010

The Science of Sleep

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

The Science of Sleep
The Science of Sleep (2006)

IMDB rating: 7.50

Plot: Following the death of his father in Mexico, Stephane Miroux, a shy insecure young man, agrees to come to Paris to draw closer to his widowed mother Christine. He lands a boring job at a calendar-making firm and falls in love with his charming neighbor Stephanie. But conquering her is no bed of roses for the young man and the only solution he finds to put up with the difficulties he is going through is escape into a dream world…

Directors: Gondry Michel

Actors: Garcia Bernal Gael,Chabat Alain,Vaneck Pierre,Bourdo Sacha,Metzger Stephane,de Moyencourt Alain,Lezzi Inigo,Bernard Jean-Michel,Mariotto Eric,Delpierre Bertrand,Comedy,Drama,Fantasy,Romance,

Which University of California campus do you think I can get accepted into based on my GPA?
Which University of California campus do you think I can get accepted into based on my GPA?
Here are my grades:

World Literature- A
French- C
Algebra 2- A+
Drawing- A
Economics- A
Chemistry- A

They are all regular classes BTW.
My SAT score is 910, I know, it sucks.
The reason is because I didn’t study for the SAT, and took it "for fun", and didn’t sleep at all the night before.
I have volunteered AND worked for non-profit organizations.
I also joined a club in my school.

Here are my top choices for schools:
UCLA
UCI
UCSB
UCSD
UCD
UCB (I know, I don’t think I’ll make it there!)
UCR

please tell me which school (UC system) might accept me?
I regret not taking the SAT seriously.
:(

I have a 3.6 GPA.

I am a high school senior, I never applied for any UCs, but based on the information I gave you, which school(s) might accept me?

I plan on going to a community college, but I’m just asking anyways.

I am planning to go to PCC, and major in Economics and minor in Political Science, what is a GOOD GPA for me to earn at PCC for me to transfer to one of the more prestigious UCs? Entering as a freshman, what are my chances?
Please answer ALL my questions to the best of your ability, thanks!


Did you dislike your French teacher?

Go to JC and get the grades you’ve been getting, except maybe try Spanish ;) . The CAP program is a great 2nd chance, but it is all on you. Do not be tempted to slack by all the other students and your friends – none of them will go to UCB unless they knuckle up too. I went into UCB straight-away, but see now that JC would have been the more academically and economically sound way to go, if I had discipline. Get the discipline or else.

Still, do not stress about your undergrad school’s name. DO stress about your undergrad GPA. Keep it above 3.6 at the VERY least and plan on grad school.

suedapooh | Jan 31, 2010


You have a pretty solid GPA. The C won’t look too good to highly-selective UCs like UCLA and UC Berkeley though.

Is your SAT score out of 2400? If so, then you should really consider retaking it because the average SAT score is 1500 (500 for each section).
Edit: nevermind, I read you plan on attending a community college, so it’s ok.

It’s hard to say which schools you would have a good shot at because they’re becoming pretty competitive these days. Probably UCR and UCD, *maybe* UCSB.

So, since you’re going to PCC (Pasadena City College I presume), you should aim for a 3.7 or 3.8 if you want to get into UCLA or another prestigious university. If you do the honors program at a community college, a lot of UCs have transfer agreements, so you should definitely look into that. UCLA doesn’t have guaranteed transfer agreements, but they do have "priority consideration" if you do the honors program. With UC Berkeley, you just have to apply like everyone else–no transfer agreement, no priority consideration, etc.

Entering as a freshman, it’s MUCH more competitive than applying as a junior.

If you have any more questions, your counselor at PCC will definitely help you out with everything.

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

IMDB rating: 7.10

Plot: Austin Powers is a 60’s spy who is cryonically frozen and released in the 1990’s. The world is a very different place for Powers. Unfortunately for Austin, everyone is no longer sex-mad. Although he may be in a different decade, his mission is still the same. He has teamed up with Vanessa Kensington to stop the evil Dr. Evil, who was also frozen in the past. Dr. Evil stole a nuclear weapon and is demanding a payment of (when he realises its the 90’s) 100 billion dollars. Can Austin Powers stop this madman? or will he caught up with Evil’s henchman, with names like Alotta Fagina and Random Task? Only time will tell!

Directors: Roach Jay

Actors: Myers Mike,York Michael,Wagner Robert,Green Seth,Dillon Paul,Napier Charles,Ferrell Will,Action,Adventure,Comedy,Crime,

alienation in austin powers: international man of mystery?
i s there the aspect of alienation in this movie if so, how?


Yeah, Austin feels alienated when he is defrosted in the 90s. What was considered socially acceptable in the 60s is no longer acceptable in the 90s, but Austin doesn’t realise this until he has already made mistakes that make him feel alienated amongst his modern peers.
He’s a man from the sixties who’s been thrown into the nineties, of course he feels alienated!

Jen | May 18, 2008

Meet the Parents

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Meet the Parents
Meet the Parents (2000)

IMDB rating: 7.00

Plot: A Jewish male nurse (Ben Stiller) plans to ask his live-in girl friend (Teri Polo) to marry him. However, he learns that her strict father (Robert DeNiro) expects to be asked for his daughter’s hand before she can accept. Thus begins the visit from Hell as the two travel to meet Mom (Blythe Danner) and Dad, who turns out to be former CIA with a lie detector in the basement. Coincidentally, a sister (Nicole DeHuff) also has announced her wedding to a young doctor (Thomas McCarthy). Of course everything that can go wrong, does, including the disappearance of Dad’s beloved Himalayan cat, Jinxie.

buy Meet the Parents and instant download

Directors: Roach Jay

Actors: De Niro Robert,Wilson Owen,Stiller Ben,Rebhorn James,Abrahams Jon,McCarthy Thomas,Sheredy Bernie,Friedlander Judah,Bartlett Peter,Elsen John,Comedy,

What do you think about my writing?
Okay, so this is going to be a bit long, and I’m sorry about that, but if you don’t want to read it, that’s fine with me. If you do though, please tell me what you think and give me advice. This story is just a fan fiction, (of Sasuke from Naruto) but it is very closely formated to the Novel I am writing.

Chapter 1

Scary Movie

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Scary Movie
Scary Movie (2000)

IMDB rating: 5.70

Plot: A parody of modern horror films about a group of teenagers who are being terrorised by a serial killer. Some of the send-ups include: “Scream”, “I Know What You Did Last Summer”, “The Blair Witch Project”, “The Sixth Sense” and “The Matrix”.

here i find movie Scary Movie

Directors: Wayans Keenen Ivory

Actors: Wayans Marlon,Ducommun Rick,Fuller Kurt,Abrahams Jon,Munro Lochlyn,Oteri Cheri,Sheridan Dave,Wayans Shawn,Moore Frank B.,Baessato Giacomo,Graham Kyle,McConchie Mark,Berry Lloyd,Comedy,Horror,

WHATS THE NAME OF THIS MOVIE?
its a scary one and all i know is a guy gave a girl a ride in his car she left her swaeter and when he tryed to return it the parent of the girl said she was dead any one know what the tittle of the movie is


I’m confused. Because I read a short story of that once. I never knew they made a Movie of it.
Andy E | Feb 04, 2010


It sounds like a scene from the movie "Urban Legends"
pipette | Feb 04, 2010

Yes Man

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Yes Man
Yes Man (2008)

IMDB rating: 7.30

Plot: Yes Man star Jim Carrey as Carl Allen, a guy whose life is going nowhere – the operative word being “no”. That is until he signs up for a self-help program based on one simple covenant: say yes to everything, and anything. Unleashing the power of “Yes” begins to transform Carl’s life in amazing and unexpected ways. But will this end up being too much of a good thing?

Directors: Reed Peyton

Actors: Wesley Lance,Ashworth Landon,Baker Derek,Barge David Winston,Bennett Michael,Benny Robert,Breen Michael Patrick,Briscoe Brent,Brown Dan,Carrey Jim,Collett Jason,Cothran Jr. John,Darby Rhys,De Contreras Alfred,Comedy,

Ragtime Auditions Help?
Hey Friends,
I have a couple of questions about the musical Ragtime. I am auditioning for the part of Little Girl and want to know if you have any audition advice (like songs to sing, monologues, characteristics of Little Girl, etc.) Right now I am thinking about doing "Castle on a Cloud" from Les Miz and this monologue from Anne Frank:

ANNE
Look, Peter, the sky. (She looks up through the skylight) What a lovely, lovely day! Aren

Joe Dirt

Saturday, March 13th, 2010

Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt (2001)

IMDB rating: 5.20

Plot: David Spade plays Joe, whose search for his family has him hittin’ the road and keepin’ it real with every lowlife he meets, including a sweet hottie (Brittany Daniel), a janitor (Christopher Walken), and a pychotic cannibal (Brian Thompson) with whom he has a brief interlude. Through it all, Joe keeps on truckin’ . . . all the way to L.A., where a shock jock DJ (Dennis Miller) targets Joe as the butt of his show. But Joe’s plucky spirit encourages listeners to cheer him on and help him find a better family than the one he thought he wanted. Rock on!

Directors: Gordon Dennie

Actors: Spade David,Miller Dennis,Beach Adam,Walken Christopher,Kid Rock,Sullivan Erik Per,Ward Fred,Farley John,Zany Bob,Miller Bean,Walker Lee,Adventure,Comedy,Romance,

what was the name of that song that played on joe dirt when he runs away from his girlfriends house?
idk help please


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0245686/soun dtrack
Erin | Feb 02, 2010

Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things

Saturday, March 13th, 2010

Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things (1972)

IMDB rating: 5.10

Plot: Actors led by Alan Ormsby go to graveyard on remote island to act out necromantic ritual. The ritual works, and soon the dead are walking about and chowing down on human flesh.

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Directors: Clark Bob

Actors: Ormsby Alan,Gillen Jeff,Cronin Paul,Engleman Roy,Philip Robert,Solomon Bruce,Baird Alecs,Sklarey Seth,Sherman Robert,Bryant Curtis,Smedley William R. ‘Bob’,Comedy,Horror,

Dead beat dad? Some advice please?
My ex husband and I were together for five years and had a daughter in October 2008. When I was three months pregnant (May) he decided this wasn’t the life he wanted and told me it was over … yet continued to stay in our home and use me and lead me on until he found someone better (January). He has been gone since then and living with his new girlfriend who doesn’t work and supporting her. He drinks heavily again and although I know I should not I have opened his bank statement I just couldn’t help but wonder where his money could be going since he never had any for his daughter and her needs. He said he couldn’t give me child support in the amount of $250.00 per month which we agreed to upon seperation, and yet according to his bank statement he spent $300.00 on liquior mart and resturants alone in that month. We together had also bought a 50" Plasma TV on Boxing day last year just three weeks before he left for good, he was still making it seem like he wanted to fix things and make it better. He really played with my head and heart these last two years. It’s been a year since the final split and he’s paid less than half of the child support he should have paid me. He also still owes me half the money for the TV we went halvers on also. I live in manitoba and have thought about taking him for maintenance but don’t want to harm his relationship with our daugther, but then again I realize that he doesn’t spend much time with her regardless and shouldn’t care if this drives him further away and perhaps we are that much more better off. I would like to offer him the money that he pitched in when we bought the TV and get it back though, not sure how to go about handling that and also would like to bring it up that if he doesn’t smarten up that I will be taking him to court and his maintenance will fly through the roof as I am being more than lenient with what I am asking for now. Please any advice or ideas you can let me in on would be appreciated. I am not completely sure how to go about doing all this and hate the idea of driving a big angry stake into what is left of our parenting relationship but he’s no help really at all anyways, so I think it’s about time I stopped caring about him and his problems and started focusing on my daughter and our life. I am sick of being his little doormat and refuse to let this go on any more.


Go back to court and have them go after him. He is not complying with the divorce agreement.
Rusty Nail | Dec 07, 2009


Go to court. If he isn’t around for his daughter anyway, there isn’t a relationship to hurt. As a single mother, you can use the money well.
Bridget S | Dec 08, 2009


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