Firefox

13 March, 2010 (02:30) | Uncategorized | By: jimmymarquez1968

Firefox
Firefox (1982)

IMDB rating: 5.60

Plot: Mitchell Gant, once one of America’s finest fighter pilots, is recruited by NATO, despite continuing bouts with battle shock (incurred in a harrowing mission in which he was captured by the Vietcong but rescued by US Air Force choppers), for a suicide mission – Soviet Russia has developed the ultimate fighter-bomber, the Firefox. A stealth warplane capable of sustained Mach Six speeds and possessing revolutionary thought-guided weaponry, the Firefox can tip the balance of international power, and the prototype’s seat is form-fitted for just one pilot, Colonel Yuri Voskov – to whom Mitchell Gant is the only Western pilot with the identical physical build necessary for the special pressure suit worn. NATO contacts among Soviet dissidents smuggle Gant through Russia to the Red Air Force’s testing facility in southern Ukraine, where he must steal the Firefox – and escape the wrath of the world’s most powerful air-defense grid, and of a second Firefox prototype.

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Directors: Eastwood Clint

Actors: Eastwood Clint,Jones Freddie,Huffman David,Clarke Warren,Lacey Ronald,Colley Kenneth,Lowitsch Klaus,Hawthorne Nigel,Schnabel Stefan,Hill Thomas,Merrison Clive,Wulff Kai,Willis Austin,Currie Michael,Action,Thriller,Sci-Fi,

As a web designer, should I create my website mock-ups in Photoshop, Firefox or Illustrator?
Please let me know what’s best. Thanks.

Jaime Montoya
webmaster@jaimemontoya.com
http://www.jaimemontoya.com
I meant Fireworks, not Firefox.


Photoshop obviously.
Gabe | Feb 06, 2010


You can do some of the artwork in Illustrator and it will be scalable. But everybody who does mockups uses Photoshop. I don’t know of a way to design in Firefox.

I don’t do mockups. I’m different.
Angela Q | Feb 06, 2010


Why would you want to use Firefox? Firefox is — once again — the dedicated BROWSER component of the package currently called Seamonkey (though actually they simply replaced Seamonkey’s derived browser package with Firefox). Seamonkey, like Mozilla and Netscape from which they are both derived ultimately, has a component called Composer which is a simple wysiwyg web page builder. I wouldn’t JUST use it on any project but if I were working on a web site now, I would definitely have — the browser I am writing this in which is Seamonkey — open.

Again, Illustrator is scalable graphics and that can be a big advantage while you are figuring out the look of the page, but usually you will be working with some bitmaps so for a mock-up I would say photoshop.
jplatt39 | Feb 06, 2010

Carlito’s Way

12 March, 2010 (19:01) | Uncategorized | By: jimmymarquez1968

Carlito's Way
Carlito’s Way (1993)

IMDB rating: 7.80

Plot: Carlito Brigante is released from jail after serving five years of a much longer stretch. He vows to go straight and to live life as a fine, upstanding citizen. He even rekindles a romance with his ex-lover. However, Carlito’s associates cannot seem to leave him in peace…his nephew involves him a pool-room gunfight, his lawyer asks him for “favours” which spiral out of control, and even an old friend (now a wheelchair bound paraplegic) tries to get him into trouble with the law. Carlito decides to make a run for Florida and the promise of a new life, but has one final dramatic escape to make from some hoods who believe (wrongly) that he was behind the murder of their boss.

Directors: De Palma Brian

Actors: Pacino Al,Penn Sean,Leguizamo John,Guzman Luis,Rebhorn James,Siravo Joseph,Mortensen Viggo,Foronjy Richard,Porcel Jorge,Minucci Frank,Pasdar Adrian,Ortiz John,Salazar Angel,Crime,Drama,Thriller,

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Loaded

12 March, 2010 (10:40) | Uncategorized | By: jimmymarquez1968

Loaded
Loaded (2008)

IMDB rating: 4.80

Plot: The drama revolves around Tristan Price (Jesse Metcalfe), a young guy who has it all: plenty of money, a loving family, a gorgeous girlfriend, a promising future —and complete boredom! Once at the cub, the thrill-seeking guy meets and forges an unlikely friendship with his former college mate Sebastian Cole (Corey Large), a charismatic but sleazy drug dealer who ensnares him into the sordid underworld of drugs, sex and murder. Tristan soon comes to realize that his newfound friend is really an insidious enemy who seeks to exploit his contacts with Tristan’s upper crust friends and family.

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Directors: Pao Alan

Actors: Metcalfe Jesse,Large Corey,Crawford Chace,Messner Johnny,Jean-Louis Jimmy,Jones Vinnie,Perez Burton,Baker Mitchell,Chase Jeff,Douglas Cameron,Flynn Luke,Forbes Garrett,Fuller Drew,Action,Crime,Drama,Thriller,

Why does my computer keep shutting off?
I have an emachines that’s a little more than a year old. Every time I go to turn it on it goes to the windows loading window and it shut’s off. Please help..


crashes during boot.

Did you install new hardware recently ? Try removing it.

Otherwise, try safe mode and un-install the latest stuff you may have installed.

If you can’t get into safe mode, re-install windows.
Pepemalinus | Feb 07, 2010

Lethal Weapon 3

12 March, 2010 (04:18) | Uncategorized | By: jimmymarquez1968

Lethal Weapon 3
Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)

IMDB rating: 6.40

Plot: Martin Riggs finally meets his match in the form of Lorna Cole, a beautiful but tough policewoman. Together with Roger Murtaugh, his partner, the three attempt to expose a crooked former policeman and his huge arms racket. The crooked cop (Jack Travis) thwarts them at every turn, mainly by killing anyone who is about to talk, but Murtaugh has personal problems of his own as his family are brought into the equation.

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Directors: Donner Richard

Actors: Gibson Mel,Glover Danny,Pesci Joe,Wilson Stuart,Kahan Steve,Hines Damon,Millar Gregory,Chinlund Nick,Iorg Jason,Scarfe Alan,Action,Comedy,Crime,Thriller,

Since the Liberals now claim there were no WMD in Iraq, should Clinton be charged for falisifying information?
he gave Bush?

"One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity to develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver them. That is our bottom line."
President Clinton, Feb. 4, 1998.

"Together we must also confront the new hazards of chemical and biological weapons, and the outlaw states, terrorists and organized criminals seeking to acquire them. Saddam Hussein has spent the better part of this decade, and much of his nation’s wealth, not on providing for the Iraqi people, but on developing nuclear, chemical and biological weapons and the missiles to deliver them."
President Clinton, Jan. 27, 1998.

"Fateful decisions will be made in the days and weeks ahead. At issue is nothing less than the fundamental question of whether or not we can keep the most lethal weapons known to mankind out of the hands of an unreconstructed tyrant and aggressor who is in the same league as the most brutal dictators of this century."
Sen. Joe Biden (D, DE), Feb. 12, 1998

"It is essential that a dictator like Saddam not be allowed to evade international strictures and wield frightening weapons of mass destruction. As long as UNSCOM is prevented from carrying out its mission, the effort to monitor Iraqi compliance with Resolution 687 becomes a dangerous shell game. Neither the United States nor the global community can afford to allow Saddam Hussein to continue on this path."
Sen. Tom Daschle (D, SD), Feb. 12, 1998

"Iraq is a long way from [here], but what happens there matters a great deal here. For the risks that the leaders of a rogue state will use nuclear, chemical or biological weapons against us or our allies is the greatest security threat we face."
Madeleine Albright, Feb. 18, 1998.

"He will use those weapons of mass destruction again, as he has ten times since 1983."
Sandy Berger, Clinton National Security Adviser, Feb. 18, 1998.

"We urge you, after consulting with Congress, and consistent with the U.S. Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions (including, if appropriate, air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond effectively to the threat posed by Iraq’s refusal to end its weapons of mass destruction programs."
Letter to President Clinton, signed by Sens. Carl Levin, Tom Daschle, John Kerry, and others Oct. 9, 1998.

"As a member of the House Intelligence Committee, I am keenly aware that the proliferation of chemical and biological weapons is an issue of grave importance to all nations. Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology which is a threat to countries in the region and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process."
Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D, CA), Dec. 16, 1998.

"Hussein has … chosen to spend his money on building weapons of mass destruction and palaces for his cronies."
Madeleine Albright, Clinton Secretary of State, Nov. 10, 1999.

"This December will mark three years since United Nations inspectors last visited Iraq. There is no doubt that since that time, Saddam Hussein has reinvigorated his weapons programs. Reports indicate that biological, chemical and nuclear programs continue apace and may be back to pre-Gulf War status. In addition, Saddam continues to refine delivery systems and is doubtless using the cover of a licit missile program to develop longer-range missiles that will threaten the United States and our allies."
Letter to President Bush, Signed by Sen. Bob Graham (D, FL) and others, Dec, 5, 2001.

"We begin with the common belief that Saddam Hussein is a tyrant and a threat to the peace and stability of the region. He has ignored the mandate of the United Nations and is building weapons of mass destruction and the means of delivering them."
Sen. Carl Levin (D, MI), Sept. 19, 2002.

"We know that he has stored away secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country."
Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002.

"Iraq’s search for weapons of mass destruction has proven impossible to deter and we should assume that it will continue for as long as Saddam is in power."
Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002.

"We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction."
Sen. Ted Kennedy (D, MA), Sept. 27, 2002.

"The last UN weapons inspectors left Iraq in October 1998. We are confident that Saddam Hussein retains some stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons, and that he has since embarked on a crash course to build up his chemical and biological warfare capabilities. Intelligence reports indicate that he is seeking nuclear weapons…"
Sen. Robert Byrd (D, WV), Oct. 3, 2002.

"My position is very clear: The time has come for decisive action to eliminate the threat posed by Saddam Hussein’s weapons of mas


A couple of years ago I asked a question as to why people are saying Bush was lying about WMDs when Clinton himself brought it up. Here is that video that supports that question.

Maverick Zero | Nov 23, 2009


Errors in intelligence and errors of judgment are the hallmarks of government.
prusa1237 | Nov 23, 2009


your argument is slanted and incorrect.
Kami | Nov 23, 2009


The Bush administration knew truth:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHnSPsZsh yM

But they decided to invade anyway.

FYI: We found no WMD’s in Iraq.
David H | Nov 23, 2009


Every time I bring up Bush, I get shouted down: "That’s in the past. You can’t blame Bush anymore."

But you, my friend, are REALLY mired in the past.
Sadcat | Nov 23, 2009


I don’t recall CLinton showing satelitte images of "mobile labs" and discussing "mushroom clouds". Nor do I recall him sending in 160,000 troops and suffering 44,000 killed and injured…
whimsy | Nov 23, 2009


Clinton was getting his information from Joe Lieberman and John McCain.
You fail.
Suspended_23 | Nov 23, 2009


Good Stuff!
Unhappy New Year ): | Nov 23, 2009


An oldie, but a goodie.

When you have evidence of Clinton proposing going to war over these unsubstantiated weapons, then get back to me. Until then, your boy, Bush, is the one with the baggage.
Crown Royal | Nov 23, 2009


No. Credit the intelligence community with providing false and inaccurate information to Clinton and then to Bush. Fault Bush for not waiting until the UN inspector had finished his job. Fault Bush for invading Iraq precipitously. Fault Bush for getting more than 4,500 of our young people killed needlessly.
Deke666 | Nov 23, 2009


Clinton didn’t invade a country unrelated to 9/11. He did not act rashly, he did not blow billions a month on a pointless war, and he did not turn our surplus into a 400 billion dollar deficit.

Obviously, Clinton was capable of reviewing information and analyzing it properly before doing something stupid. If only Bush Republicans had tried the same tactic.
Sunshine | Nov 23, 2009


I hear there is something suspicious going on at Teapot Dome too. Better call FOX
brown9500.v10 | Nov 23, 2009


President Clinton did not start a war with Iraq. Shrubya’s legacy is one of idiocy.
Hector Frodo | Nov 23, 2009


well, you have to give credit to Billy Bob

At least Clinton bombed after inspectors were kicked out, Bush on the other hand bombed after inspectors were let back in.
Freedom | Nov 23, 2009


President Clinton did not start a war …

No he was to busy playing dogy in the WH. and not doing the job he was elected to do. I guess he though it was his play house.
MyWayrNot | Nov 23, 2009


Among a plethora of other things.
Nikki | Nov 23, 2009

Little Miss Sunshine

11 March, 2010 (19:24) | Uncategorized | By: jimmymarquez1968

Little Miss Sunshine
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

IMDB rating: 8.10

Plot: The Hoover family is the dictionary definition for the word “dysfunctional”. The dad Richard is a man who gives lectures on winners and losers, the wife is Sheryl, a chain-smoking, frazzled wife and working mother whose idea of a home cooked meal frequently consists of a bucket of chicken. Her gay brother Frank recently attempted suicide. The grandpa is Edwin, a drug addict. The son is Dwayne a rebel who has vowed not to talk until he gets into the Air Force. And then there is Olive, a seven-year old girl who dreams of going to the Little Miss Sunshine pageant. So what happens when they do?

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Directors: Dayton Jonathan

Actors: Kinnear Greg,Dano Paul,Arkin Alan,Carell Steve,Turtletaub Marc,Mechoso Julio Oscar,Loring Chuck,Shilton Justin,Thomson Gordon,Parker Steven Christopher,Cranston Bryan,Comedy,Drama,

what film should i watch?
I don’t know what film I should watch. I like comedys and some thrillers, not horrors though.
Love the hangover, the devil wears prada, little miss sunshine, taken, grease, the notebook, slumdo millionaire… stuff like that.
But nothing too light,, I dont really like rom-coms that are too predictable or that.
Any suggestions?
x


Try watching Step Brothers or Superbad.
freckin hilarious

Jeff K | Jan 17, 2010


AVATAR in 3D = AMAZiNG!
Jennifer | Jan 17, 2010


Hulk (the reboot one)
Grand Tourer | Jan 17, 2010


Superbad is hella funny.
Luna Winter | Jan 17, 2010


Confessions of a Shopaholic
Zara | Jan 17, 2010

Crimson Tide

11 March, 2010 (00:35) | Uncategorized | By: jimmymarquez1968

Crimson Tide
Crimson Tide (1995)

IMDB rating: 7.10

Plot: In the near future, Russian rebels have taken over one of the ICBM bases in the USSR. Alarmed by the prospect of a rebel strike, the U.S. sends the U.S.S. Alabama, a nuclear ballistic submarine, to watch over the base and retaliate in case they launch. While on patrol, the submarine is attacked and the radio systems are knocked out. An emergency message received during the battle is only partially recovered. Captain Ramsey believes it to be the order to launch on the rebels, while XO Hunter wants to wait for a confirmation message. The conflict escalates into mutiny as Ramsey and Hunter fight for control of the Alabama’s nuclear missiles.

Directors: Scott Tony

Actors: Washington Denzel,Hackman Gene,Craven Matt,Dzundza George,Mortensen Viggo,Gandolfini James,Carroll Rocky,Gomez Jaime,Milhoan Michael,Burkholder Scott,Nucci Danny,Brancato Lillo,Bruskotter Eric,Rick Schroder,Zahn Steve,Action,Drama,Thriller,

Is it safe to say that the Crimson Tide could beat the Cowboys?


No.

The best college teams could not beat the worst NFL teams; including the Rams, Lions, etc. There’s a huge difference in strength and conditioning, coaching, etc.

(And yes, I also fully understand the sarcasm intended in this question).

| Jan 17, 2010


You must be drunk

the answer is no
Carl Landry is great (GO EAGLES) | Jan 17, 2010


yes, and by a long shot. roll tide!
Mitch k | Jan 17, 2010


Yea,
ROLL TIDE!
Sh?un??? | Jan 17, 2010


fail
jillscowboys | Jan 17, 2010


NO even the Rams could beat the Tide . . . the NFL players go through grueling practices and the Rams could beat them any day ( not saying Bama isn’t good ) but the Cowboys are 60 times better then the Cowboys
VIKINGS ALL THE WAY !! | Jan 17, 2010


Some Tide fans are still angry that Forrest Gump didn’t win the Heisman
Ron Brgundy | Jan 17, 2010

Limping Man, The

10 March, 2010 (10:34) | Uncategorized | By: jimmymarquez1968

Limping Man, The
Limping Man, The (1953)

IMDB rating: 5.90

Plot: American Frank Pryor (Lloyd Bridges) arrives in London to take up an interrupted romance with Pauline French (Moria Lister), whom he hasn’t seen in six years. At the airport a man standing alongside Pryor is slain by an unseen sniper, and he is detained by Scotland Yard for questioning. Released, he goes to Pauline’s apartment, and learns that she had an intimate association with the slain man and is not interested in talking about it. Scotland Yard also knows this and Pryor and Pauline are kept under surveillance. After complications involving the dead man’s wife, it is found that the man Pauline knows isn’t dead at all and isn’t who he is supposed to be.

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Directors: De la Tour Charles

Actors: Bridges Lloyd,Wheatley Alan,Phillips Leslie,Van Gyseghem Andre,Gill Tom,Beeby Bruce,Blair Lionel,Harbin Robert,Bottrill Charles,Morgan Verne,Rollett Raymond,Crime,Drama,

Um so ya… you should… um… HELP MEEEEE!!!!!? Please.?
Okay I am in love with writing! I posted this question in this category because most people answer the questions in here not about writing but I need feedback so please read and answer my question honestly thanks!

I am going to turn in 15-50 pages of a book I am writing into this company in New York that offers great scholar ships to good writers, but I am afraid that I am not good enough! Here is a short sample of my writing I know that it needs to be edited but just bare with me and tell me what you think. Don’t hold back! (Random names, they may get changed in the future.)

Her shoes clicked against the cool, tiled flooring, making her clench her fists and look around nervously. She was positive the halls were empty, they always were at this hour, but the importance of her task kept her on edge. Noticing the lack of time she had, if she still wanted to leave by morning, she picked up her pace, trying desperately to minimize the noise she created. Every sound echoed through the walls as she ran, but still she pushed forward until she was in front of a sleek metal door labeled MEDICATION. She stopped and took a deep breath, closing her eyes and picturing in her head what it was she needed to find. Slowly she placed her hand against the door, and pushed it open with ease, noting in the back of her head how their wasn’t one lock on the door. A window on the furthest wall flooded the room with moonlight, she was surprised at the small size of the room and thanked her luck when she immediately saw the medication Drako needed and the equipment necessary to give it to him. Unsure when they would come across another facility like this one she took all of everything except one of each in case another patient needed it in the morning. She finished stuffing her bag full with any others that sounded useful: Pain medication, sleeping pills, relaxers, ect. along with a box of gloves, needles, waters, and rags, then slung it on her back. Pleased with what she could find she turned and jogged out of the room, back the way she came to the little window she slipped in through. Drako was standing outside, worry and stress carved into the lines on his forehead.

"Hey." She whispered once she poked her head through, he looked up at her and sighed in relief. Then took the bag from her hands. "I’m going to go get more food and clothes for you. Blankets?"

"Under my bed." He whispered back, she nodded and started to leave but he grabbed her hand, so small in his, making her look back at him. "Please, come back." She smiled back at him reassuringly before slipping away.

Again she ran through the halls, entering his room much quicker than she thought. As quickly as she could she threw his clothes in a light suitcase, along with toilet paper, toothpaste and a toothbrush from the bath room. Then bent down to find the blankets when she heard footsteps. Her breath caught and in a panic she jumped up and ran to his window. Locked. Drako’s window would be the only window barred in this entire facility she was sure, spinning around she stilled herself. The footsteps were getting louder. She ran to the bed and shoved everything inside the suitcase tight enough to close it, breathing hard as this stranger came towards her. Then grabbed the handle and dove under his bed.

Just as she had feared a pair of feet appeared in the door way, then entered the room. The shoes this mystery person wore were that of a warden, male most likely or a rather large woman. Bell closed her eyes and prayed that the warden wouldn’t notice all of the things that she had taken, that would make things so complicated.

They stopped suddenly, a chill running down Bell’s spine when she saw the mans face in a mirror. Damien, he was Drako’s personal warden, tall and muscular. Bell spotted a pressure point in the center of his back, right in between the shoulder blades that would make him, any human really, go unconscious. If only she could reach it… just then he spotted her from the mirror her blue eyes sparkling in a sliver of moonlight. She cursed her self and leapt up, knocking him to the ground. He struggled against her as her tiny hands found that pressure on his back, making him go limp. She stood quickly and blew her hair out of her face, reaching down one last time to grab the extra blankets and suitcase from under the bed, before running out of the room. She shut the door behind her and ran as fast as her feet could take her to the little window thinking angrily how they wouldn’t have nearly enough food.

Drako looked at her blankly when she jumped down, alarmed by her sudden need to hurry. "Don’t just stand there come on!" She whispered loudly, shoving the blankets in his arms and taking his hand, leading him into the dark.


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Itty Bitty Titty Committee

9 March, 2010 (11:49) | Uncategorized | By: jimmymarquez1968

Itty Bitty Titty Committee
Itty Bitty Titty Committee (2007)

IMDB rating: 5.10

Plot: Anna is a young lesbian high school graduate who still lives with her parents, and works as a receptionist in a plastic surgeon’s office. She embarks on a wild ride when she hooks up with a cadre of ultra-radical feminist lesbians hell-bent on raising hell. But things get even more complicated when Anna falls in love with Sadie, the radical group’s leader who’s already involved with an older woman named Courtney.

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Directors: Babbit Jamie

Actors: Simpson Jimmi,Cronander Bruce,Garfias Ruben,Gattas Brian,Ireland John,Comedy,

Does anybody else have the same wish as me?
I have a wish to be a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. I have always been a member of the Big Boobs Brigade and I hate it I am not over weight. My size 34HH twins are unnecessarily large. They make me look almost like I’m hiding a pair of basketballs under my shirt. I wish to be a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee like a size A or AA no bra required at all. That would be nice who else wants to join the Itty Bityy Titty Committee.


well, im one of those AA Itty Bitty Titty Comittee members you wanna be, and im not entirely happy with being this small (but im only 16, hopefully still some more time to grow!), although a B cup would quite suffice. but i feel rather self concious about it, like i suppose you do with yours.

see, were suffering the same problem, just backwards. i suppose nobody ever gets to find their happy medium naturally. we will just have to suffer i suppose, but i dont think its that rare to not be happy with big boobs and to want smaller, so dont feel alone.

athiest opethian | Mar 31, 2009


I’m still young, but I know when I’m older I don’t want big boobs :( But you should be happy with your body :)
MaXX | Mar 31, 2009


u gotta be kidding, right? Is this a joke?
Kelly K | Mar 31, 2009


Maybe not that small, but a B cup would be nice. Big Boobs aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.
acoustic-lullaby | Mar 31, 2009

American Outlaws

7 March, 2010 (21:59) | Uncategorized | By: jimmymarquez1968

American Outlaws
American Outlaws (2001)

IMDB rating: 5.50

Plot: When a Midwest town learns that a corrupt railroad baron has captured the deeds to their homesteads without their knowledge, a group of young ranchers join forces to take back what is rightfully theirs. In the course of their vendetta, they will become the object of the biggest manhunt in the history of the Old West and, as their fame grows, so will the legend of their leader, a young outlaw by the name of Jesse James.

Directors: Mayfield Les

Actors: Farrell Colin,Caan Scott,Macht Gabriel,Smith Gregory,Yulin Harris,Dalton Timothy,McCormack Will,Cox Ronny,O’Quinn Terry,Arcand Nathaniel,O’Neal Ty,Stevens Joe,Tubb Barry,Western,Action,Comedy,

Who can add to this list of "ridiculous" laws? Which law is the funniest?
ILLINOIS – females must call their male counterparts "master" while on a date. (This does not apply to married couples.)
-According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
-A man with a mustache may not kiss a woman.
- It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer.

-Chicago: Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire; It is illegal to give a dog whiskey; Kites may not be flown within the city limits; Spitting against the wind is forbidden
-One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth
-There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.
-In Chicago it is also illegal to take a French poodle to the opera, and for women over 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.

You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation

-Dwarf-tossing," the strange practice of hurling dwarfs in padded suits, is outlawed in the bars of Springfield, Ill., because it’s dangerous and exploitative. The practice is apparently allowed elsewhere in town, with a special permit.

CHINA – You must be intelligent to go to college.

IOWA – Men cannot wink at females they are unacquainted with.

NEW YORK – $25 fine for flirting -prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way". 2nd conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to wear horse-blinders. Men cannot be seen in public wearing pants/jacket that don’t match. You may only water your lawn if hose is held in hand.

CALIFORNIA – Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. It’s a misdemeanor to shoot at any game from a moving vehicle, unless that target is a whale.
-No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 mph.
-Nobody is allowed to ride a bike in a pool.

OREGON – One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway. Illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway. It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover’s ear during sex. Ice-cream may not be eaten on Sunday’s. Ministers are forbidden to eat onion or garlic before delivering a sermon.

OKLAHOMA: You must first have permission before taking a bite out of someone’s hamburger. Whale fishing is illegal. People who make ugly faces at dogs may be fined. Molesting an automobile is illegal. Cars must be tethered/leashed outside of public buildings.

PENNSYLVANIA – Placing an alligator over 3 ft in a kitchen to frighten a family member is illegal.
In Ohio, it’s illegal to hold a piece of cheese in hand while talking to the opposite sex.


Virtually none of these laws actually exist. You do realize this, right?

The Internet is a great thing. One of its downsides, though, is that any knuckle-dragger can write their own site, and post it as "true", and someone will fall for it.

Richard

rickinnocal | Jan 24, 2010


In Baltimore It is Illegal to take a lion to the movie theater.
Mark | Jan 24, 2010


those arent real laws fool.
honey<333 | Jan 24, 2010


There are 100s if those ridiculous laws in every state. What should be illegal is for idiots who make laws like that to hold public office. Fortunately no one bothers to enforce any of them.
hironymus | Jan 24, 2010


idk where but i have a couple.
it is illegal to walk backwars with an ice cream cone in your pocket
you cant sleep on top of a refrigerator outside..
Sie Sie | Jan 24, 2010


Chicago: You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation

While I can’t comment on the exact penalties this one is basically true, but it’s not as crazy as it sounds.

Illinois is one of the states that requires everyone involved a conversation to know that it is being recorded. Since several other states have the same rule it’s nothing special about Chicago. While I personally feel it’s wrong it’s not loony.

California: Whaling is normally done from boats that are moving. Boats are vehicles. Thus an exemption for whales makes sense.
Loren Pechtel | Jan 24, 2010


If you’d like to see some real laws, Google Massachusetts blue laws. These are actual laws that are still on the books. Many are from Pilgrim days.

Examples:

All adult males must carry their fowling pieces (muskets/shotguns) while traveling to and from church on the Sabbath. (holdover from Puritan times when the risk of Indian attack was real.)

It is legal to graze your cattle on Boston Common. (Similar to Central Park in NYC.)

It also is still legal to hang pirates, and imprison criminals in "Stocks" on Boston Common. (Stocks are the wooden devices where your head and hands are placed in slots in the bottom section and the hinged top section is lowered to hold you in a bent over position.)
dallenmarket | Jan 24, 2010

Return Of The Magnificent Seven

6 March, 2010 (17:56) | Uncategorized | By: jimmymarquez1968

Return Of The Magnificent Seven
Return Of The Magnificent Seven (1966)

IMDB rating: 5.30

Plot: When a bandit leader wants to build a church in memory of his dead sons, he raids three Mexican villages and kidnaps all the men for labour. One of these men is Chico, formerly of the original Magnificent Seven. His wife Petra immediately sets out to look for Chris and Vin, the other surviving members of the Seven. Chris recruits four others (a playboy, an avenger, a highwayman and an orphan) to reform the Seven, once again defending farmers from their oppressors.

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Directors: Kennedy Burt

Actors: Brynner Yul,Fuller Robert,Mateos Julian,Oates Warren,Akins Claude,Rey Fernando,Fernandez Emilio,Teixeira Virgilio,Acosta Rodolfo,Christopher Jordan,Casaravilla Carlos,Palacios Ricardo,Western,

The Hajj – A short poem [Ramadan]?
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Translated by Usama Hasan
The Hajj – The Journey
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By Him whose House the loving pilgrims visit,
Responding with ihram at the appointed limit,
Uncovering their heads in total humility
Before One to Whom faces bow in servility.
They exclaim in the valleys, "We have responded to You -
All Praise is Yours, and Kingdom too!"
He invited and they answered, with love and pleasure;
When they called upon Him, nearer came the Divine treasure.
You see them on their mounts, hair dusty and dishevelled,
Yet never more content, never happier have they felt;
Leaving homelands and families due to holy yearning,
Unmoved are they by temptations of returning.
Through plains and valleys, from near and far,
Walking and riding, in submission to Allah.

At the Ka’bah
When they see His House – that magnificent sight
For which the hearts of all creatures are set alight -
It seems they’ve never felt tired before,
For their discomfort and hardship is no more.
Now the eye of the Lover drowns in its streams,
It sees through its tears the goal of its dreams;
Now for Allah, how many tears are issued,
Each one being followed by a multitude?
When the eye perceives the House, its darkness clears,
And from the sorrowful heart, pain disappears;
Vision cannot encompass this beautiful sight:
Each glance returns with greater delight!
No wonder at this, for when the Merciful preferred
The House for Himself, it became most honoured.
He clothed it in Majesty, a magnificent garment;
Embroidered it with Beauty, a wonderful ornament!
The hearts all love the House therefore,
Awed and humbled, in respect and honour.

‘Arafat
Now to ‘Arafat, hoping for Mercy and Forgiveness
From the One overflowing with Generosity and Kindness;
Now for Allah is that Magnificent Standing
Like, though lesser than, the Day of Reckoning.
The Irresistible draws near, His Majesty manifest,
Boasting to His angels, for He is the Mightiest,
"My slaves have come to Me so lovingly,
I’ll be Generous and Merciful, willingly.
I have forgiven their sins,