I Have a Tendency to Make Myself Laugh

"WIPE MY BUTT"

Wow… I really need to post something. Huh… did you know that children don’t start wiping their butts until they are like 5 or 6? I thought that once they could go to the bathroom on their own they could wipe their butts on their own… apparently this is not true. I babysat Caleb and Jessica Calvin on Sunday between Church and Leading Ladies. We had a good time… but things got funny when Caleb went to the bathroom the second time (the first time he just went number 1). I’m in the living room trying to clean up their (barely eaten) lunch when I hear Caleb scream, “WIPE MY BUTT!” I was like, “Oh heck no” and went in there to talk to him. Let me preface the rest of this story by saying that 3 year old and throw down in a bathroom… he stunk big time! I proceeded to tell Caleb that despite what he has previously thought people don’t like wiping his butt. He just looked at me puzzled like I told him Santa wasn’t real. After a few seconds of this look he shouted, “Yes they do!” The kid honestly thought I was kidding. We finally took care of him (well his 5 year old sister did it… it was funny). Anyway that was for sure the story of my weekend! Linz

You like poo and santa is real

11:39 AM, Sep. 15, 2005 .. Posted by Those who still believe in Santa

You like poo and santa is real and stop infilitrating the minds of younge america with your lies! Younge parker I know all too well the extent of your poo obsession! When we lived together you used to sit and wait for your daily bowel movement, just so you could feel the freedom of wiping your own butt. I also recall many a time when you left cookies and milk out just for a certain red cloaked man, in July, just incase... be carefull... be sure your lies will find you out!

wipe my butt!

8:42 PM, Sep. 19, 2005 .. Posted by Nelly

hehehe thats funny!u made jessica do it? u chicken! lol actually....id probly b chicken 2 but i just gotta plug my nose and clean up the mess.ugh! that reminds me of a kid at a summer camp i worked at last year. this kid was older than caleb and needed help wipin his butt.oh memories eh?