I Have a Tendency to Make Myself Laugh

It’s Okay Mom She Has a Mullet!

Well today, unlike most, has been quite an eventful day! Well I guess I should start will last night! My friend Julie invited me over for dinner last minute. I said I would try to go… honestly I had no intention whatsoever of showing up. Then she mentioned that she bought a cucumber (my favorite veggie) and reminded me that she had a full sized washer and dryer! Well needless to say I was sold. I went to Julie’s with my big basket of dirty clothes and went to work. I rarely cook, and really I only have cooked with Julie (and once in a while with my mom). But I decided to help. It was fun, and the food was awesome. The only down side was that one of the jobs I had was to chop the garlic. Needless to say when I woke up this morning… well I stink! That’s all there is to it. I smell. My mom said that she couldn’t smell it… but I can. No amount of Issey Myiaki will ever cover this one up! But oh well… I’ll survive!

          So this morning I woke up to not only the sweet stench of garlic, but also my shower running. Now Zay never takes showers in the morning and I always do… so I was a bit confused. So I lie in bed waiting for her to be done. Finally she finishes and I jump out of bed and into… a cold shower. GOOD MORNING! Man… I’m not a fan of that at all! So I get out and get ready for work. As I’m getting dressed I realize that none of my pants are dry (seeing that they were washed last night and I hang dry). So I’m cold, wet and running late! It’s all good though. When things like that happen all you can do is laugh! I was only 5 minutes late and my dad didn’t even notice. So I run into work and get to doing my thing. I actually had a lot to do when I got in too; which was good seeing that things at work have been so slow lately. Then my mom asks me if I want to go to Costco with her. I decided to go… cuz my work was done for the day (yeah I was done at 10:30am). So we were off to Costco. It turns out my mother only wanted me to go so she could show me this amazing piano. It looked like a baby grand but it was electric. You could also hook up and mic, sing and record on it. My mother… she just wanted to rub it in my face (thanks mom). I played a chord and someone started to applaud me (Oh yeah I have skills… you wanna hear that F7 again???). So that has been my day. On the way back my mom got frustrated with this woman in her van. She wouldn’t let us in… when she finally drove by it was all made so clear. She had a mullet. Woman mullets are by far the best… you would think that someone, anyone would have the common decency to tell her that… well mullets just aren’t hot. I mean on a scale of 1-10 the mullet itself was probably only a 4. But still the woman needs a clue.

          Well that’s been my day so far. Exciting huh? But I have one more thing to say: I don’t understand how some people could read every single one of my blogs… and not leave one comment. Is that weird to you? Now I’m not talking about anyone in particular ;). But in reading my blog you should notice that leaving comments is part of the fun. I mean do some people just think that they are too cool for comments? Or maybe they just don’t have anything to say… about anything. I don’t know. It’s funny how people think they win… you haven’t won! You know I was going to let you think that you won, but I decided that would be totally out of my character. And though you think that the score is  0 to 1… you are sadly, sadly mistaken. It’s all good though. The game aint over yet baby! Linz

Thats a fiesty Parker

12:11 PM, Oct. 18, 2005 .. Posted by Competitor #1

Between the mullet, the garlic, and the minor rant I am so overcome! That was an emotional rollercoaster of an entry! But young Parker, I think we both know without question that of all that read your blog and even you yourself: I WIN!

Julie, Julie, Julie

12:31 PM, Oct. 18, 2005 .. Posted by LindseyTaylor

You can never beat me... I am unbeatable. Don’t even try to compete. You can always be and I live with that... but I WIN! Linz

aaaa parker

1:01 PM, Oct. 18, 2005 .. Posted by Anonymous

i am continually amazed buy your ability to say something so clear without saying it. and it's funny. anyways i agree women mullets are the best. Keep DRY :) steph

Touche...

1:05 PM, Oct. 18, 2005 .. Posted by Mr. Me

You are exactly right, how can an individual read everyone of your blog entries and not respond once. Shame shame on that person, but I think that person just might be me. Yes it may be a little weird, and no I don't think I'm too cool. Yet Ms. Taylor I always have something to say, so rest assured I have something to say about everything. Now this whole issue over points and winning I would be willing to allot you half a point for a good rebuttal. These points that say you already have, well where are they? So in closing you are right I might have been sadly mistaken about the score and I apologize. As it stands me 1 point Ms. Taylor 1/2 point. The game is far from over, so until your next blog...Mr. Me

Edited by LindseyTaylor on Oct. 18, 2005 at 4:14 PM

Mr. Me

1:12 PM, Oct. 18, 2005 .. Posted by LindseyTaylor

We are going to have to have a serious discussion about these points. Whose rules do you think we are playing by??? Linz

Mullets

1:42 PM, Oct. 18, 2005 .. Posted by Randy Johnson

About women having better mullets then men. I disagree. As someone who has been in Mullet weekly for 12 straight issues I think i know what im talking about. If your still in doubt turn your ears up and listen to this. I was Mullet man of the year in both 1995 and 1997. Beating out favorite mullet heads such as Bruce Sprinsteen, Rosie Odonald, and the whole NKOTB crew. What im trying to say is.....i love you?

To Mr. Me

1:44 PM, Oct. 18, 2005 .. Posted by Mr. You

Hello

And you are?

2:09 PM, Oct. 18, 2005 .. Posted by Mr. Me

I'm sorry I know this isn't my blog spot, in fact I don't even have one, but Mr. You who are you? Mr. Me

Untitled Comment

2:18 PM, Oct. 18, 2005 .. Posted by Kassie

hehe ... I know you aren't talking about me, because I haven't gotten around to reading EVERY one your entries. I will eventually though. I was just waiting to finish them before I said anything. But, you forced me out! Have a great day!

My Last Comment of the Day!

4:14 PM, Oct. 18, 2005 .. Posted by

The garlic smell is going down… either that or I have adapted to it. Hopefully it is gone. I just want to give everyone a big pat on the back… we really pulled through on the comments today team! Good work! Linz

Edited by LindseyTaylor on Oct. 19, 2005 at 9:38 AM

Random nostalgia

4:39 PM, Oct. 18, 2005 .. Posted by Mom

I remember when son Wiley was about 5...he had a mullet. That is until we were in the elevator at Embassy Suites, the kids were going swimming and had towels wrapped around them. Some guy in the elevator said "So are you girls going swimming?" The next week, Wiley no longer had a mullet! I wonder if Randy Johnson ever had a similar experience?

Winning the Game

10:52 AM, Oct. 19, 2005 .. Posted by Sophia Dartinovaya

Someone asked, by whose rules is LP playing? That is a good question. And for the life of me I cannot figure it out. Rest assured, she is playing by the rules, although there is some discrepancy as to WHAT rules she is playing by. Probably her own rules. But by those rules the rest of the world has a 0% chance of winning the game. (I think rule #1 goes something like "No matter what happens in any following rules Lindsey always wins.") I don't know anybody else who plays by those rules. Unless they aren't aware they are even playing. The point is it is pointless to play Lindsey's game because it's set up for only Lindsey to win. So who wants to play Monopoly?

S.D.