I Have a Tendency to Make Myself Laugh

My friend Shash says I write too much and she just can’t read it all… is that true? I really just like to communicate I think. Anyway this will be a short one for all you lazy readers out there (shashley). Well… there’s nothing to say right now… I could tell a joke. Would you like that??? I thought so… here we go! A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for
a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that
joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Okay that’s all I’ll do for today… hope it’s not too long for ya! And POST A COMMENT DANG IT!

Linz