I Have a Tendency to Make Myself Laugh

Black Licorice: Good For the Eatin Bad For the Beatin

My brother and I had a bit of a falling out this afternoon. I got back from my lunch break to find him sitting in my chair at my computer. I talked to him a bit and then asked him to get out of my seat so I could eat my lunch. He refused and seeing that he is significantly bigger than me there was no way that I could do to physically remove him. What’s a girl to do? Well I’ll tell you what I did. I beat him… with a black licorice stick. No joke. A fatty black licorice twist, you know the ones that are even bigger than before. Yup… I got him good. When I finally got my seat my brother turned around and started beating me with the licorice… I deserved it but man those hurt! Forget pepper spray or even handguns for that matter! All you need is an oversized black licorice twist! That should do the job. Just thought you all should know! Linz

A Little Bit More...

2:38 PM, Jan. 4, 2006 .. Posted by LindseyTaylor

yeah... I have welts...

Concerned

12:09 PM, Jan. 5, 2006 .. Posted by Mom

I am sincerely concerned about your violent tendencies. First you beat your mother, now your brother. Watch out Dad and Vincent!