It's taken me quite some time to get confirmation on my study, but I have finally come to the conclusion that the only way you can get guys to "fall in love with you" is if you pull your pants down past your ass, stuff your bras until they reach Double D Status, and show so much skin that it leaves nothing to the imagination...

That, my friends, is what "true love" is based around. Some perverted guy falling for a cheap hoochie floosie that will do their every kinky bidding.

Find me a man who goes for a girl who may not be pretty but has a wonderful personality and I'll show you a world engulfed by atomic bombs...

~Metauru