Aug. 16, 2005 - Everything Sucks...
Band practice sucks
High school sucks
The cafeteria food sucks
The fact that most of my teachers hate me suck
People who make-out in the dark hallway during lunch thinking that no one can see their fricken PDA are stupid, then suck
Guys who are only interested in pretty popular girls who have no future ahead of them suck
Getting called out in the front of the class to teach things sucks
Algebra sucks
Lockers suck
People who have a tendency to give me the birdie, laugh at me from afar, or talk about me as if I'm not there sucks
Dehydrating sucks
Lack of sleep sucks
Pep ralleys are GOING TO suck, along with Homecoming game, football games, dances, and other school-related functions
Having no gum sucks
Uniforms (school, ROTC, and band) suck
Demerits suck
Styrofoam from the top of the band ceiling falling on top of your head sucks
Grades suck
Preps suck
People who misunderstand me I don't care about, but still suck anyway
The rules suck
Tarot cards that say my love life is going to suck suck
The fact that it rains when you're not at band practice but it is all sunny, blue and "cheerful" when you are sucks
Smoking sucks
People who think they're better than everyone else sucks
Metronomes suck
People who think I'm a goody can kiss my ass (oh, and you suck...)
Discriminatory people suck
Having to draw for a contest that offers a $2,500 cash prize, working on it, and sending in your entry knowing that you're probably not even going to get a second glance and wasting time on it sucks
Politics suck
Being a Freshman sucks
Talking to your friend about stupid things is fun, but people who tell you to shut up suck
Perverted people aren't bad, but nasty sick-minded people suck
Jumping out of bed and missing the floor sucks to the extreme
Being without money sucks
Judgemental people suck
Getting a 10th place ribbon when there were only eight contestants sucks
Doing chores sucks
Doing homework sucks
Toe-flexes suck
People who give you the evil eye suck
Hilary Duff sucks
The fact that Oprah Winfrey never gave me a free car sucks
The media sucks
The feeling of being unloved sucks
Valentine's Day has always sucked
And last, but not least:
LIFE SUCKS
I hoped you enjoyed that little lesson in things that will be mentioned in Suckology. It's a very interesting subject. I know, because I have a degree in it... See you next year....
| 