Oct. 8, 2005 - 6-0

I am a girl of few words... so...

Homecoming Game--

Long...

HC Court Presentation--

Longer...

Me during presentation--

Bladder control...

Me during presentation playing Soothe You over and over again--

Embarrasment to society...

Did I make it?--

Yes...

Did I feel stupid?--

Of course...

Halftime show--

Done during postgame...

Did we do well?--

Nope...

Did the directors lie and say we did?--

Yep

Homecoming dance today--

"Yay"...

Eating establishment beforeward--

Shogun

Will I spill things on my dress?--

Such is my luck, of course...

Will the dance suck?--

Dur...

Is depression the most likely outcome of all this?--

Whaddya think...?