Detrimental Entanglement

Sadie Hawkins is too Retro

MORP is Prom spelled backwards. Sadie Hawkins didn't accurately represent the femenist nation, or it was too "old fashioned", or it offended country folk. Whatever the reason, we have MORP. Girls ask guys in semi-creative ways (i.e. Large, obnoxious posters reading "LIKE OMG TOMMY! DO YOU LIKE WANT TO GET YOUR FREAK ON WITH ME!??! LOVE ~~**^^@@##BECKY XOXOX) if they would like to participate in expensive dresses, humiliating photos, awkward meals, and general festivities accompanied by horrible "cool" music.
MORP is tonight, and yes, I was suckered into going.

My dress is pretty much the most exciting thing in the history of the world.
Light blue satin with white lace, strapless ballgown. Shoot me now.

My hair is up in some sort of ridiculous fashion, and I smell like "Moonlight Walk" from Bath and Body Works. My skin made itself shimmery somehow (it's a wonder of nature), and I pretty much look like my own worst nightmare.

My make-up probably looks like crap, since I had no idea what-so-ever what I was doing. Light earth tones around my eyes supposedly make "blue eyes look bluer!" Lame.
My lips are a darker reddish color, and I have my mother's pearls on.

This whole evening will suck beyond all feasible proportions. I hope everyone gets syphillis.

Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.

I have found my new obsession(s):
Wicked
Madame Butterfly
Avenue Q

Wow... Two hours and 34 minutes until I have to go to Les's house for an excruciating photo session with three guys who don't want to be there.

Party on.

Pi

3:27 PM - Saturday, February 4, 2006 - post comment

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