Jul. 15, 2005 - It's me again!
Hello It's Me! Erin! I'm Watching The Andy Milaknokis Show! He is so funny! I Have Great News! The Old President Of The Wart Hog Club Sent Us A Letter From Swedenland! It's Hard To Read Though Because It's In Swedenese! It Goes Like This:
Hello Erin,
I just wanted to tell you that I read your blogs and I don't think you're a very good president. Here are some tips to be better:
1. When the foreign guys starts talking, knod like you understand or else he'll hex you in the middle of the night and you'll get warts all over your ears (trust me.)
2. Wart Hogs are a delicate animal, so don't offend them by modeling them in a watermelon!
3. Make sure you always have ranch dressing on hand.
As the Swedens say, "PEACE"
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Jul. 15, 2005 - The Wart Hog Club
If you want to be on the Wart Hog Club, then film yourself doing the initiation. Then send the tape to:
123 Broken Dreams Blvd.
Erinsvilleland, USA 66666
Initiation:
First you have to eat three whole tubs of cottage cheese mixed with Gouda cheese cuz it's good-a.
Then you have to spin around in your kitchen for 20 seconds then do 4 and a half push ups then you have to go to the closest 7-Eleven and tell the cash-register person "Wart Hogs are the coolest animals!" (he'll know what it means) and then you have to go to the back of a supermarket and write "Wart Hogs are the coolest animals and I love you!" on the bathroom mirror with pink lipstick and then you have to decorate a watermelon to look like a Wart Hog and leave it at the store. Then go home and repeat it all 3 times.
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Jul. 15, 2005 - ERin's Popcorn house!
Hello reader and welcome to............Erin's Popcorn House! Here you can find any kind of popcorn you want! There are many kinds of popcorns and I am going to teach you how we make them on this tour! First let's go to the Corn Factory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, you're at the Corn Factory!!!!!!! This is where popcorn is born. When a mommy corn and a daddy corn get together, they make a baby popcorn! Then the little wittle tiny winy popcorn babies are sent to my Popcorn House!
Now we're back at the Popcorn House! You get to see how kinds of popcorn is made!
 Plus  is Popcorn with butter on it!
Plus  is Popcorn for dogs!
Plus  is a Combo Popcorn!
and last but not least, my personal favorite.........
Plus  Plus  is Smelly Popcorn with gravy on it!!!!
Thank you for coming to Erin's Popcorn house and come back in the fall to taste the limited edition of Escargo Popcorn with a side of Enchaladas!!
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Jul. 13, 2005 - Hello there little one
Hello this is the person who writes these blogs. it's.....ERIN! Yup. I am back from a tiring afternoon of an overflowing bath tub and a broken tv.
It all started about an hour ago............
I was very hot but didn't want to walk all the way to the swimming pool to cool off, so I decided I would make my own pool in my bath tub. I turned it up as cold as it can go then decided to go watch tv while it filled up. But little did I know.....it overfilled! I was watching tv when it went to the dang color-stipey-broken screen thingy. It was broken. I decided to go swimming!  When I got there, there was water everywhere! I was in big trouble, i'll tell you that.
Yes, I know, you can't write that kind of crazy.
You just did.
Mr. Meany-poo-poo-head, you're back!
Duh. You probably made that up.
Yeahh....no! You're so mean, go away!
No, you!
Fine, I will!
See ya.
Hey, this is my blog, you leave!
Are you there? Hello? Hey, it worked!! Sweet! Well bye-bye readers, I'm off to do chores (part of that dang punishment for flooding the bathroom.)
Hahahahahahaha!
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Jul. 13, 2005 - who is Mr. Meany-Poo-poo-head?
Now,
you all must have read my latest blog. It was supposed to be an AWESOME
account of what I did today. But some meany-head person messed it up.
So now I am offering a reward to who ever finds out who Mr.
Meany-poo-poo-head is. I will tell you what the reward is at the end of
this blog. (yes, another bribe to read the rest.)
Today we
had another meeting of The Wart Hog club. It was very interesting. See,
there's this one member, from Baltimore, named Chrismantha. His name
just bugged the crap out of me. He says it's his great-great uncle's
name (named Christmas) and his godmother's cousin's nephew's dog's name
(named Alexmantha) combined. I mean, how brilliant is that? My name
looks like crap compared to that.  I'm just named after some guy in Australia who made the first jar of vegemite.
Well, I'm off. Oh yeah, the reward is a free membership to The
Wart Hog club, since we only have five members, and one doesn't even
speak English. (he's from Chinaland or something.)
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Jul. 13, 2005 - today is the day after yesterday and you love it
Hello it's me again!
Of course it is, who else could it be?
Who said that?
I dunno.
What?
Nevermind, just go on with your stupid blog.
It's not stupid, it's creative!
It's stupid.
I don't like you at all.
Does it look like I care?
I can't see your face.
And thank goodness I can't see your face.
Uh! I don't have to take this, I'm leaving!
Oh, thank heavens.
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Jul. 12, 2005 - A masterpiece by Erin
Hello! This is a story, no, a MASTERPIECE, written by me, doy!
Chapter 1
There was once a little baked potatoe named Joey. He lived in
aluminum foil in the back of a cupboard. His only friend was a salt
shaker named Salt Shaker who was still getting over the brake up with
her boyfriend, a pepper shaker named Pepper Shaker. Joey had a
god-given talent. Not moving. He never moved, not even when a fly
(named Mr.Fly) who also lived in the cupboard, landed on him. He also
never talked. The only thing that talked in the whole cupboard was
Chapter 2
the talking/singing birthday candle.
The End
Yes that did win the Pulitzer.
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Jul. 12, 2005 - Great News!
Ok, I know you are just reading this because of the subject, and that is good. I do have superblicious news!
Well, I was just voted the new president of the Wart Hog Club! I
know you must be very jealous. But, you may not even know what the Wart
Hog club is. I'll explain. A wart hog looks like a pig but with a beard
and lil itty bitty wittle little tusks. They are very cute and about as
big as a dog. Not a big dog, but not a small dog. Anyways, the club
gets together and eats wart hog shaped Cheez-its (homemade of course!
and with no peanut products because I'm allergic, I get hives and my
tounge swells up like a pufferfish!) and then we go around town and put
pictures of wart hogs up on toilet-stall doors. The old president
is moving to the capital of Sweden and decided that I was the most
worthy!!! Wahoo! go me, go me! woot!!
So, now it's time to reveal the answer to what you have all been
waiting for, the capital of Sweden!!! My dad is the human encyclopedia,
and he says it is.....Stockholm!  (do they have wart hogs in Swedenland??)
Well, now that you can all sleep happy, having read my latest
blog, I must abort.(That spy-nese for quit the mission and hurry back
to the lair!)
tootleloo to you!
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Jul. 12, 2005 - Today is the first July 12th in the whole year of 2005!
Hello you! This
is officially the first entry in TheErinBlog and you are reading it! My
name is Melindisa. No, no, it's Erin. But don't worry, that joke was
just the beging of a beautiful entry!  *sigh* Right now I am scanning stuff. Do you know what the capital of Sweden is? I will reveal it in my next blog! Yes, that is a bribe to read it, but is it working??? Well, enough for now, I have a sudden urge to scan my face and then send it to my sister.
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