Jul. 12, 2005 - Great News!

Ok, I know you are just reading this because of the subject, and that is good. I do have superblicious news!
 Well, I was just voted the new president of the Wart Hog Club! I know you must be very jealous. But, you may not even know what the Wart Hog club is. I'll explain. A wart hog looks like a pig but with a beard and lil itty bitty wittle little tusks. They are very cute and about as big as a dog. Not a big dog, but not a small dog. Anyways, the club gets together and eats wart hog shaped Cheez-its (homemade of course! and with no peanut products because I'm allergic, I get hives and my tounge swells up like a pufferfish!) and then we go around town and put pictures of wart hogs up on toilet-stall doors.  The old president is moving to the capital of Sweden and decided that I was the most worthy!!! Wahoo! go me, go me! woot!!
 So, now it's time to reveal the answer to what you have all been waiting for, the capital of Sweden!!! My dad is the human encyclopedia, and he says it is.....Stockholm! (do they have wart hogs in Swedenland??)
 
 Well, now that you can all sleep happy, having read my latest blog, I must abort.(That spy-nese for quit the mission and hurry back to the lair!)
 tootleloo to you!