Grey's Anatomy - Season 2

(episodes 20 - 31)

20 - Owner Of A Lonely Heart

Izzie (After complaining about Alex): I'm having a moment here.
Cristina: You're not gonna have a nervous breakdown and kill yourself are you?
Izzie: No.
Cristina: So there's no chance you'd kill us?
(Izzie storms off)
George: Oh, that was wrong on so many levels.
Cristina: And so good.
George: That was. That was good.

Cristina: Hell hath no fury like a girl who's non-boyfriend screws a nurse.
Izzie: B*tch.
Cristina(Smiles): I like you better pissed off, you're almost like a normal person now.

Addison: You live in a glorified camper.
Derek: It's 40 acres of some of the most beautiful land in Seattle.
Addison: I don't give up a Cental Park brownstone to come and live in the forest.
Derek: Addy, our house in the Hamptons had trees, you didn't mind those trees, did you?
Addison: They were the Hamptons!

Izzie(to George, Cristina and Meredith about Alex): He is unbelievable! I'm so glad I never slept with him. Which is his loss, because I'm really good in bed. Mind blowing, mind blowingly good in bed.
Cristina: Are you trying to seduce us?

21 - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

(After Izzie decorated the living room)
George (To Meredith): It looks like Santa threw up in here.

(Cristina walks in and sees, Alex touching Meredith)
Cristina: Ok, seriously, if you are that lonely there are excellent vibrators, I can give you a catalog.
Meredith: He failed his boards, I'm helping him study.
Cristina: You failed your practical?
Alex: Glad to know you can keep a secret, Grey.
Meredith: I kept your secret, it didn't do you any good. He needs our help.
Cristina: Oh, you're not serious.
Meredith: What if it were you?
Cristina: It wouldn't be.
Meredith: But what if it were?
Cristina: It wouldn't be.
(Meredith gets paged)
Meredith: I have to go. Be a patient do it for me.
Cristina: Fine, but when Tiny Tim goes all Norman Bates on us, I'm blaming you.

(Cristina is helping Alex study)
Cristina: Okay, the way you’re grabbing me now, that’s assault.
(She shows him how to do it the right way, and George walks in)
George: What? What the hell? Does Izzie know? Does Burke know about this?
Cristina: Un-bunch your panties, George. We’re helping Alex study.
George: I can’t hear you when his hand is on your boob.
Cristina: Take your hand off my boob, Alex.
George: Thank you. Study for what?
Alex: Shut it, Yang.
Cristina: Alex failed his boards.
George: Seriously?
Alex: I failed one part of one board. That’s it.
George: Still…that’s pretty embarrassing.
Cristina(She gets paged): Ah, he’s all yours Georgey do your worst.
George: You’re not giving me a rectal. Do not ask me to cough.

(Izzie catches George helping Alex study)
George: Izzie wait.
Izzie: I say I like the guy and you can’t stop hating him. And as soon--
George: Izzie.
Izzie: As soon as he screws me over--
George: Izzie!
Izzie: You’re his new best friend.
George: Izzie, he failed his boards. This is important.
Izzie: He cheated on me.
Meredith(Walking up): Busted?
George: Yeah. I’m busted.
Meredith: His exam is tomorrow.
Izzie: You’re in on this too? He cheated on me! God!
Cristina(She’s walking down that hall with a Christmas tree): Oh, I told you she’d find out.
Izzie: Oh, of course you’re in on it.
George: She let him touch her boobs!
(Cristina hits George with the Christmas tree)
Izzie: He cheated on me with George’s skanky syph nurse!
George: That is just plain rude!
Meredith: We know, he cheated on you! That’s why we let you turn the living room into Santa’s freakin’ Village. We’re not big on holidays you know that. But we’re trying to be supportive because you are having a hard time. But right now, Alex, he’s having a harder time.
Izzie: Why does everyone care what kinda time Alex is having?
Meredith: Because he’s dirty Uncle Sal.
George: Sorry?
Cristina: Huh?
Meredith: He’s dirty Uncle Sal. The one who embarrasses everyone at family reunions and the one who can’t be left alone with the teenage girls but you invite him to the picnic anyway.
Cristina: Sorry. What?
George: I still don’t--
Meredith: I have a mother that doesn’t recognize me. As far as family goes, this hospital, you guys are it. I know you’re pissed at Alex but maybe you can try and help him anyway. Sorta like in the spirit of this holiday you keep shoving down everyone’s throats.
(Izzie and Meredith walk away)
Cristina:You.
George: What?
Cristina: Boob.

Cristina: Seriously, Burke, I haven't observed religious holidays since I was old enough to know better.

Izzie (She slaps him): Wake up! God no wonder you failed your boards. How do you expect to learn this stuff? Through osmosis?
Alex: What are you doing here?
Izzie: I'm a farmer. Okay? I've been drooling, puking, and crapping my pants.
Alex: You came here to help me study?
Izzie: Well, I'm not actually crapping my pants now, am I?
Alex: Why would you wanna help me after what I did?
Izzie (pauses then yells): Because... it's what Jesus... would freaking do!

22 - Begin The Begin

(George and Izzie were hiding in the bathroom from the dog)
Meredith: What are you guys doing in there? We're gonna be late.
George: We need to talk about the dog.
Izzie: That's not a dog, it's a hyena skipped right into the zoo just in dog clothing.
George: Whatever. I don't chew up his clothes. I don't urinate on his bed. I don't try to mount him from behind.

Derek: There is a land called Passive Agressiva and you are their Queen.

Miranda: What are you saying.. I look tired, O'Malley?
George: No.. not tired.. no! You look.. um.. fresh, spry.. you glow.. (looking at his watch) it's time now!
Miranda: O'Malley, go do an intake on Addison Shepherd's patient!
Izzie: You do glow!
Alex: Like the moon!

Miranda: Yang, why are you looking at my fat pregnant belly?

23 - Tell Me Sweet Little Lies

George: I'm George. I sleep down the hall from you. I buy your tampons.

Meredith: Burke thinks you moved in with him? What does that mean?
Cristina: It's nothing. You're calling Derek McDreamy again.
Meredith: It's nothing.
Cristina: What are you doing?
Meredith: What are you doing?
Cristina: Stop repeating what I say.
Meredith: Stop asking me questions.

Meredith(voiceover): So here's the truth about truth. It hurts. So we lie.

24 - Break On Through

(Izzie, George and Meredith are lying in George's bed. Meredith turns out the light next to the bed.)
George:Anybody wanna have sex?
(Meredith laughs)
Izzie: George!

(Cindy hugs Cristina)
Cristina: Ow. Ow. Ow.
Cindy: Am I hurting you?
Cristina: No, you're touching me.

Meredith(voiceover): We can’t help ourselves. We see a line, we want to cross it. Maybe it’s the thrill of trading the familiar for the unfamiliar. A sort of personal dare. Only problem is, once you’ve crossed it’s almost impossible to go back. But if you do manage to make it back across that line you find safety in numbers.

George: Dad's a truck driver, Mom's a teacher. The evening news shows me crossing a picket line, they'll out-live me just to pee on my grave.

25 - It's The End Of The World (Part I)

Izzie (To George): Ok, this is the last time I'm gonna tell you this, if you're gonna clog up the toilet, you've got to be willing to use a plunger or else we're gonna make you crap in the back yard.

Cristina: Which surgeon are we gonna have to suck up to today?
Bailey: That would be me.
Izzie: Dr. Bailey?
Bailey: I've been gone two weeks, two weeks, and you ran off two residents. I've got people phoning me at home, screamin', telling me my interns are Rosemary's babies. Nobody wants you. Do you think I have time for this? I am pregnant. I'm supposed to be on bed rest. I'm supposed to be growing a human being, I'm supposed to be calm. Do I look calm to you? Did I raise you fools to be pariahs?
(George walks up and hugs her)
George: You're back.
Bailey: I am not back!
George: You're not?
Bailey: Get off me. Yang, Karav, Grey stay here and wait for the incoming case, O'malley page Dr. Addison Shepherd. Stevens, get a wheelchair.
Izzie: A wheelchair?
Bailey: A wheelchair.
George: What should I tell Dr. Montgomery Shepherd?
Bailey: What did I say?
George: Dr. Bailey?
Bailey: What?
George: What do you want me to tell Dr. Montgomery Shepherd when she answers her page?
(Bailey's water breaks)
Bailey: Tell her my contractions are 10 minutes apart and my water just broke all over your shoes.
(Izzie arrives with a wheelchair, George picks Bailey up to put her in the wheelchair)
Bailey: Just get---Boy, get off me!

Izzie: You knew Meredith and Cristina would be on the floor with the bomb.
George: Yeah.
Izzie: Is it wrong that we're jealous? It's all right that we're jealous, right?
George: The fact that we're jealous that they may blow up a guy is not a reflection on our character, it's about feeling useless.
Izzie: And effectual.
George: We couldn't even get Meredith out of bed this morning, we had to call in Cristina. How embarassing is that?
Izzie: You know what I think George? I think Meredith and Cristina are do-ers.
George: They do. They're do-ers.
Izzie: They do, and we, we watch. We're watchers.(She sees Alex) We have to become more proactive, George. We have to become do-ers.
George: Fight for what we want.
Izzie: We have to do.
George: Yeah.
(Izzie gets up to find Alex)
George: Oh, you mean, we are starting right now. OK.

Addison: A gathering of men outside a delivery room. How mid-century of you.

Bailey (on cellphone): Tucker Jones? You better be lyin’ in the street dead somewhere because when I get my hands on you (goes into labor) I AM HAVING YOUR BABY!

(Cristina takes an incoming patient, instead of stopping the screaming woman)
Alex: I thought you said Burke told you to shut her up.
Cristina: Oh, no, Burke told me to tell you to shut her up.
Alex: Ma'am.(Woman screams) Ma'am?(She screams again) Mrs. Carlson are you injured?(She screams) I need you to (She screams) Mrs. Carlson.(She screams) Can you hear me?(She screams Alex puts face close to woman and screams)
[screaming stops]
Alex: (pleasant) Good, can you tell me what happened to your husband?
(Woman starts crying)

Bailey: I could do this at home with a pair of scissors and a bucket of hot water.
George: You know, millions of women die every year from delivering their own babies. (Bailey and Addison stare) I did NOT just say that out loud...

Bailey: What are you people doing out here?
Webber: Are you alright? Can I get you anything?
Bailey: A boy the size of a 10 pound bowling ball is working its way out of my body. Can you give me something for that? Can you give me a new vagina?
Webber: Uh, well..
Bailey: I didn't think so.

Derek: Bailey's back? (Hurries to the door but stops when he looks in the window) And her cervix is being examined by my wife, which is a visual that I will never get out of my head.

Derek: Your girlfriend is my ex-girlfriend's best friend. Can't we just call each other by first name?
Burke: I don't think so.
Derek: Seriously?
Burke: Seriously.

Meredith: I'm just not going.
Izzie: You have to go to work. You're an intern. Saving lives is not optional.
Meredith: Yes, it is. I'm staying home.
George (Whispers to Izzie): We're supposed to be helping.(Walks over to Meredith's bed) Uh, Mere, maybe there will be a horrible accident nearby the hospital, cut a bunch of people open, sterneotomies, craniotimies, that'd be kinda fun, huh?

Cristina: You have a feeling?
Meredith: Yes.
Cristina: Ok, what kind of feeling?
Meredith: Like I might die.
Cristina: Uh, today? Tomorrow? In 50 years? We're all gonna die eventually, but now we're late, let's go.
Meredith: Cristina, come on.
Cristina: This is me being supportive.
Meredith: Really?
Cristina: Yeah. Ok. Fine. I'm totally supportive. Go.
Meredith: Okay, the man I love, has a wife. And then he chooses her over me. And that wife, takes my dog. Okay, she didn't take the dog, I gave it to her, but I didn't mean to give it to her. I meant to give it to him. But that does not change the fact that she's got my McDreamy. And my McDog. She's got my McLife. And what have I got? You know, I can't remember the last time we kissed. Cause you never think the last time is the last time, you think there'll be more. You think you have forever but you don't. Plus my coniditoner decided to stop working, and I think I have britial bones. I just--I just need something to happen. I need a sign things are gonna change. I need a reason to go on, I need some hope. And in the absence of hope I need to stay in bed and feel like I might die today.
Cristina(Pauses for a second, then pulls the sheets off of her): Whatever. Everybody has problems, now get your ass out of bed and get to work. Now! Move! Move! Move!(To Izzie and George) We're good to go.

26 - As We Know It (Part II)

Izzie: (to George and Alex) Would you two just shut up! Nobody cares if the blue is bluer or if you have super smelling powers. Meredith could die. Any minute she could just die. Actually stop living. Dead. Corpse. (starts giggling) I'm sorry. Sorry. God, I have really inappropriate reactions to this kind of stress. I'm sorry.

Meredith: Tell me something.
Cristina: What?
Meredith: Cristina, I have my hand on a bomb; I'm freaking out. And, most importantly, I really have to pee. Tell me anything.
Cristina: He told me he loved me. Last night, he thought I was sleeping, but I heard him say it.
Meredith: Burke loves you.
Cristina: Yeah. (To Dylan who is watching her) mind your own business.
Meredith: Burke loves you.
Cristina: Yeah, everybody has problems.
Meredith: Well, are you gonna say it back?
Christina: Of course not. He didn't say it to me. He said it to the sleeping me. Reciprocity is not required. Besides, he might blow up.
Meredith: Excellent point.

Meredith: Is this the strangest thing that's ever happened in your O.R.?
Burke: I'd have to say that it is.
Meredith: Good, cause I'm very competitive.
Burke: All the best surgeons are.

George: (Finds Addison sitting alone in the hallway) Dr. Montgomery Shepherd? What are we going to do? You know, about Dr. Bailey. I mean, can we drug her?
Addison: Against her will?
George: No. Well, yes. Can't we force her? Uh, declare her temporarily insane?
Addison: You want me to declare Miranda Bailey, MIRANDA Bailey incompetent?

Cristina: You know in the movies, how there's always the hero and then there's the other guy? You know, the guy who sees danger, and then runs in the opposite direction?
Dr. Burke: Yes.
Cristina: Be the other guy.

(After his surgery, after the whole bomb thing is over)
Derek: Where is she?
Webber: You had to be a cowboy.
Derek: Where is she?
Webber: She's right here.
Addison (Walks quickly up to him and hugs him): Derek. Oh, thank god you're ok.
(Derek has his head on Addison's shoulder and looks over at Dr. Webber)
Adelle(To Webber): That was not the she that he was askin' for.

Meredith: I can't... I can't remember our last kiss. All I could think about was I'm going to die today and I can't remember our last kiss. Which is pathetic, but the last time we were together and happy I want to be able to remember that. And I can't Derek. I can't remember.
Derek: I'm glad you didn't die today. (goes to leave but turns around) It was a Thursday morning. You were wearing that ratty little Dartmouth t-shirt you look so good in. The one with the hole in the back of the neck. You'd just washed your hair and you smelled like some kind of flower. I was running late for surgery. You said you were gonna see me later and you leaned to me, you put your hand on my chest and you kissed me. Soft. Was quick, kinda like a habit. You know, like we'd do it every day for the rest of our lives. You went back to reading the newspaper and I went to work. That was the last time we kissed.
Meredith (beat): Lavender. My hair smelled like lavender from my conditioner.
Derek: Lavender. huh.

George: Oh, Dr. Bailey, I can see the top of his head, oh he's cute.
Bailey: O'Malley?
George: Yeah?
Bailey: Stop lookin' at my va-jay-jay.
George: Yes ma'am.

27 - Yesterday

Izzie: You know when you don’t have sex for a while you sort of forget how good it is and you don't really need it as much?
George: Yeah that doesn't happen to guys.
Izzie: It’s like a beast, a beast that was asleep for a long, long time. And now the beast is wide-awake and wants to be fed and the food that Alex gave it-- it was good food George.
George: Something needs to be done about your taste.
Izzie: Ah, you’re just jealous because your beast is still asleep.
George: My beast isn’t asleep. My beast never sleeps.

George: How do I look today? Would you say that I looked nice?
Izzie: You could use a little bit more lip gloss, but, yes you’re very pretty.

Mark: That guy’s pretty much a goner, huh?
Meredith: Sensitivity. I like that in a stranger. Are you new here?
Mark: Visiting. Confounded by all the rain and it’s only my first day in town.
Meredith: You get used to it.
Mark: It makes me wanna stay in bed all day.
Meredith: We just met and already you’re talking about bed. Not very subtle.
(Derek sees him and so does Addison)
Mark: Subtle never been my strong suit. So, do you ever go out with co-workers?
Meredith: I um…make it a rule not to.
Mark: Then I am so glad that I don’t work here.
Meredith: Are you hitting on me? In a hospital?
Mark: Would that be wrong?
Meredith: Meredith.
(They shake hands, and Derek hits him)
Meredith: What the hell was that?!
Derek: That was Mark.

Webber: Punching out people on my surgical floor. My head of neuro-surgery punching out people on my surgical floor.
Addison: Put the ice back on your hand.
Derek: My hand is fine!
Webber: Put the damn ice on your 2 million dollar a year hand! Now would someone tell my what the hell happened?
Addison: That was Mark.
Webber: Who's Mark?
Addison: He and Derek used to work together back in New York. And ... umm... They... We were all close friends. Until Derek found us in bed together.
Webber (To Derek): You put your weight behind it?
Derek: Yes sir.
Webber: Well, alright then.

(Trying to come up with names for Mark)
Cristina: McSexy?
Meredith: No.
Izzie: McYummy?
Meredith & Cristina: No.
Meredith: McSteamy.
Cristina: Ah, there it is.
Izzie: Yep.
George: Now...I'll just be choking back some McVomit.

George: Why is he suturing his own face?
Cristina: To turn me on.
Alex: Because he's Mark Sloan. He's like the go to plastic surgeon on the East Coast.
George(Whispers): That's the guy that Addison was sleeping with?
Izzie: Well, you can't really blame her, can you?
Cristina: No, not really.

George (To Meredith): I know I'm not a world reknowned surgeon and I know I'm not alot of things you've gone for in the past. But I would never leave you, I would never hurt you, and I will never stop loving you.

28 - What Have I Done To Deserve This?

Bailey: No moving, no peeking, no pulling the curtain, just stand there and let her talk to you. Do you understand?
Derek: Is this really necessary?
Bailey: I said do you understand?
Derek: I'm not mentally challenged.
Bailey: I'm not so sure about that.

Derek (regarding Addison): You have to tell me where she is. I saved your husband.
Bailey: She saved my baby.
Derek: So baby trumps husband?
Bailey: Mmm-hmm.
Derek: Baby trumps husband?!

George: I think there is a balance. Or there should be a balance.. There should be some sort of balance. That's all.
Burke: Good God, O'Malley, What the hell did Grey do to you?

George (Voiceover): Ok, so sometimes, even the best of us make rash decisions. Bad decisions. Decisions we pretty much know we're going to regret the moment, the minute, especially the morning after. I mean maybe not regret regret, because at least, you know, we put ourselves out there, but still. Something inside us decides to do a crazy thing. A thing we know will probably turn around and bite us in the ass. Yet we do it anyway. What I’m saying is “we reap what we sow.” What comes around goes around. It’s karma. And anyway you slice it, karma sucks. Like I was saying: Payback is a b*tch.

29 - Band Aid Covers The Bullet Hole

(Still taking care of Bailey’s baby)
Cristina: Take him. Take him.
Izzie: No! Bailey gave him to you.
Cristina: She’s only going to be in surgery for another half hour, hour tops. Take him. Take him.
Izzie: You’re a liar and you also smell like vomit.
George: Really? Because I think it just smells like poo.
Cristina: Okay, this is why some species eat their young.

Izzie: What happened to George’s hair? Is he having a nervous break down?
Cristina: Burke says that he has issues. You should see them together like doing things like running and…cooking and talking, They’re like bonding.
Izzie: And you’re afraid that Burke will realize that he makes a better girlfriend than you?

(Changing Bailey’s baby’s diaper)
Cristina (Singing): A, b, c, d. (stops singing):Oh, gross.(Starts singing again) E, f, g, this really couldn’t suck any worse.
Webber (Appearing in the door way): Dr. Yang.
Cristina: Oh, Dr. Webber.
Webber: What’s that smell?
Cristina: Uh…it’s feces, it’s baby feces. We had an incident, sir.
Webber: Are you having trouble with the diaper, Yang?
Cristina: Sir. No, sir.
Webber: Because it looks like you’re having trouble with the diaper.
Cristina: No, sir, I’ve got a…I’ve got a MD from Stanford and a PHD from Berkley I can handle this diaper. Unless you want to?
Webber: Uh…n-no, no. It’s alright, it’s alright, you carry on. 

Meredith (voiceover): As doctors, patients are always telling us how they'd do our jobs. Just stitch me up, slap a band-aid on it and send me home. It’s easy to suggest a quick solution, when you don’t know much about the problem or you don’t understand the underlying cause or just how deep the wound is. The first step toward a real cure is to know exactly what the disease is to begin with. But that’s not what people want to hear. We're supposed to forget the past that led us here, ignore the future complications that might arise and go for the quick fix.

30 - Supersitions

Addison: Ah, Dr. Bailey. Here you go. (She hands her a cup)
Bailey: What’s this?
Addison: Hot cocoa. It’s a little ritual we had in New York. Four surgeries, four deaths, I figured we could all use a little good juju.
Bailey: And cocoa equals juju how?
Addison: Hey, hey, hey don’t question the cocoa.

(She catches him going through her locker and he finds her underwear)
Cristina: You’re a pervy little boy, George. And you’re not finding the cap.
George: I’ll do your dishes for a month.
Cristina: I don’t do dishes.
George: I’ll do your laundry.
Cristina: I don’t do laundry.
George: Maybe that’s why Burke likes having me around so much.
Cristina: Interesting. Interesting. Are you having sex with him?
George: No.
Cristina: Then he likes having me around more.

31 - The Name Of The Game

Derek: Ah, Doctor Bailey, do you have an extra intern?
Bailey: I’m available.
Derek: No, no, no, no. I said “intern”.
Bailey: Shepherd, look at the board.
Derek (Looking at the board): Okay, what am I looking at?
Bailey: My name isn’t up there. It wasn’t up there yesterday and won’t be tomorrow.
Derek: What’d you do piss off the Chief?
Bailey: Yeah I pissed off the Chief. I went and had a baby, I gave birth, I created a human life. I’m a surgeon, we don’t do that. He’s mommy tracking me.
Derek: He’s just going easy on you.
Bailey: No, I change diapers, I-- I clean up spit up. I sing the ABC’s. I am covered in mommy. But that does not mean I will be mommy tracked.
Derek: You’re freaking out.
Bailey: I just need a surgery, I need a surgery now. So for today I am your intern. (Derek shakes his head) I have not begun to freak out.
Derek: Alright, come on.

Thatcher: Oh, hey Doctor O’Malley.
George: Hi.
Thatcher: I was looking for you. You were-- (He tries to take a step forward, and George steps in his way blocking him from seeing Meredith who is listening right behind a door) before any one of us starts asking about Meredith you know her…you’re her friend?
George: I used to be her roommate.
Thatcher: Oh wow. You know her really well.
George: Uh, yeah pretty well. (Shows Meredith listening)
Thatcher: Um…she came to see me a couple of weeks ago and--
George: A couple weeks ago?
Thatcher: Yeah. And I-- I didn’t know what to say to her. She looks so-- so much like her mother. Ellis was cold. I mean, I was a coward. I was, I-- I left. But her mother would never let me know her and now I don’t know how to know her. (Pause)
George: Well, Meredith is anything but cold. She smiles… not that often but when she does, you know, because she’s… going through a lot. But… it’s-- it’s like you feel warm. She’s kind. I mean she can be a little selfish, you know, she can be---she’s flawed but she’s kind. (Shows Meredith still listening) She cares about people and uh… she cares about her patients. I think she’s going to be a brilliant surgeon you know, and around here she’s known as the one to beat. (Thatcher smiles) So I-- I guess she has that in common with her mom but I think the rest of her, I think-- I think the rest of that, she gets from you.
Thatcher: Do-- do you know where she is?
George: I think she left already, but I can tell her you were here if you want me to.
Thatcher: Yeah, okay. Thank you. (They laugh awkwardly)
George: All right. Bye.
Thatcher: Okay. (Both walk away)
Meredith (Softly): Thank you, George.

Joe: Dude, is she knitting?
Derek: You know, as a friend, I gotta tell ya. You look a little weird.
Meredith: I am making a sweater.
Joe: You're knitting, in a bar. You can’t knit in a bar you're scaring the customers.
Derek: Come on, have a drink.
Meredith: I can’t have a drink, I’m celibate.
Joe: You mean sober? She means sober.
Meredith: No, celibate. I’m practicing celibacy and drinking does not go well with celibacy, because it makes everything and everyone seem kinda porny, and then my head gets cloudy and the next thing you know, I’m naked. And my point is that I’m celibate and knitting is good for surgical dexterity so I’m making a sweater.
Derek: You celibate? I just don’t buy it.
Meredith: No more men.
(Addison walks up)
Addison: No more men? Really? You? (Derek gives her a look) I’m--I’m asking we’re friends.
Meredith: Every guy I meet turns out to be married.
Derek (Makes face): Ooh! Ouch.
Meredith: Sorry. Or Mark.
Addison: Okay, I’m gonna go over there now. (walks away)
Meredith: Every guy I meet turns out to be married.
Derek (Makes face): Ooh! Ouch.
Meredith: Sorry. Or Mark.
Addison: Okay, I’m gonna go over there now. (walks away)
Meredith: Sorry. Or remember the horrible thing I did? Remember George?
Derek: You’re making a sweater.
Meredith: I am making a sweater.