Female Laws To Live By

Posted on Jul. 7, 2006 at 13:10 - Post Comment

i havent posted any jokes for a while,

now its time to change it

Female Laws To Live By

The female always make the rules.

The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No male can possibly know all the rules.

If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

The female is never wrong.

If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The female may change her mind at any time.

The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The male is expected to mind read at all times.

The female is ready when she is ready.

The male must be ready at all times.

the rule...

Posted by Anonymous on Jul. 12, 2006 at 06:14-Link

The number one rule is always that men should never argue with a woman. The number two rule is to never forget the number one rule. I love you, Lena. Kisses, Hugs, more Kisses.